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Mark Putnam

Mark Putnam has written 57 posts for L7 World

AS SEEN ON TV

Not since Doggy Steps has an infomercial so persuasively pushed a product that we never knew we needed. Introducing the: Back-Up. Frankly pardner, a bed-mounted shotgun rack just makes good sense, as the company’s website explains: it intimidates intruders (assuming they’re already in the room while you’re dead asleep), it’s way better than a handgun [...]

SANTA’S HOS

Santa’s living large at his polar crib but the Australian Santa staffing firm Westaff is having none of it and tells Santa to leave the hos at home. Westaff spokeswoman Sari Hegarty explains, “Westaff has been a provider of quality, caring Santas for over 40 years. Part of our advice to our Santas is that [...]

ALAN MOORE STRIKES BACK!

Icon Alan Moore has long voiced his resentment over the corporate mutilation of his comics, going so far as to divorce himself from both the credit & compensation for Hollywood’s reinterpretations of his work. But it took a Simpsonized version of Alan Moore (video right) to really illustrate his contempt for the money machine. Of [...]

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