JAPANESE COMIC PAINTS AMERICA AS THE BAD GUY

It seems Osama Bin Laden has a fan in Japan and his name is Timaking. He’s the creator of Afuganisu-Tan, a “historical” comic that chronicles the turbulent past of Afghanistan through disarmingly cute characters each of which represent a country. Afghanistan is portrayed as a poor pitiable child, while America is depicted an arrogant bully who coerces the rest of the world into the global war on terror. As if

MONKEY BUSINESS

Japanese cell phone provider Emobile has pulled their latest ad amid accusations of racism. The ad (video below) which features a monkey in a suit adressing a crowd of cheering fans who hold up signs demanding change is obviously a reference to presidential candidate Barack Obama. And while it may be controversial, it’s hardly racist. First of all, the monkey in question is a long established mascot for the company

REAL-LIFE ROSIE

Japanese retailer Aeon Co. has started manning their stores with babysitting robots so that shoppers won’t be hampered with little distractions like raising their kids! But don’t worry the children are in good hands… er clamps. In addition to conversation skills rivaling those of George Bush, robo-sitter is also educational (i.e. it beams advertisements from its eyes). It is able to recognize each meatbag by a special computerized badge-necklace. I

TEENAGE HOOKER BECAME KILLING MACHINE – REVIEW

  You’d think a movie about a robotic hooker would be great. Lots of sex & killing (not necessarily in that order).   You’d be wrong!   After a full 7 minutes of opening credits (which is a lot considering the movie’s only an hour long), a nameless hooker having sex on a stoop is interrupted by the grandson of a very cranky tenant. Of course it’s nothing a a

WHEN THEY SAY GIRLS GONE WILD, THE JAPANESE AIN’T LION!

Has your “me-time” become tedious? Are you tired of watching the same skinny girls getting gangbanged so hard that their bogus boobs fly off? Then check out the latest pron straight from Japan: 百獣の王ライオンと超アクメSEX, which roughly translates to King of the Beasts: Super Orgasm. It’s like an adult version of the TV show Fear Factor. Several women take turns having the crap scared outta them by having sex in front

PANTIES FOR HIM?

Those overachievers in Japan have done it again, releasing a special edition of the AIKa R-16: Turning Mission manga that comes packed with one heck of a collector’s item – panties! So if you’ve ever wanted to get into an Asian girl’s panties now’s your chance. They’re available for under $15 @ Amazon Japan, and if you’re really cheap (or kinky) you can even buy ‘em used!

CRAPPY FOOD

If you follow this site you’ll know there’s a lot of crap related news out there. I recently stumbled upon yet another not-so golden nugget. Panera Bread bakery celebrated Breast Cancer Awareness Month by creating ribbon shaped bagels. Well needless to say, the last thing these bagels remind you of is a ribbon (especially when you superimpose a picture of man’s best friend). While L7 World firmly supports breasts, I

DON’T POOH-POOH THIS DOGGY POO REVIEW

I always meant to illegally download Doggy Poo (how I get most of my stuff) but never got around to it and eventually I completely forgot about it. That is until I came across it on the Comcast Video On Demand channel. So I figured: Hell, I got 30 minutes to kill. You might think an animation about doggy poo would stink especially when it’s 5 years old but not

ARE WOMEN OBSOLETE – A REVIEW OF ARTIFICIAL GIRL 3 (PC) AGES 18+

This month Japanese game maker Illusion released their 3rd & without a doubt best installment of Artificial Girl yet. The Artificial Girl series allows players to create their perfect dream girl from the ground up even choosing what clothes they wear. The rest of the game involves getting them outta said clothes. So are women finally obsolete? Not unless there’s some sorta robotic vacuum cleaner I don’t know about… oops

MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DOO-DOO

This week Japanese researchers, who’ve obviously never seen The Planet of the Apes, announced they’ve created super intelligent chimpanzees. How’d they do it? They taught them to count. Turns out that chimpanzees have a near photographic memory and consistently beat their human counter parts in both speed & accuracy at a series of memory tests. Scientists believe human may have lost this ability to make room for things like language.

THE JAPANESE MOBY DICKS

Japanese sailors are having a whale of a time in the Antarctic this week as they break a 44 year old moratorium on whaling. In their defense, Japan insists its intentions are purely scientific, and that they want to conduct research on the whales’ reproductive and feeding patterns. And really what better way to see how something reproduces then to spear it with your harpoon. (wink wink) However not everyone

THE JAPANESE: MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE

pay no attention to the woman behind the curtain No it’s not the latest in Halloween costumes. It’s called urban camouflage and it’s quite possibly the funniest thing ever. The mentally challenged brainchild of designer Aya Tsukioka, urban camouflage gracefully conceals the wearer from would be assailants, assuming that would be assailant is Elmer Fud. Simply duck down a corner, flip your clothes inside out, and pray they ain’t thirsty.

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