The Simpsons 500th episode is “The most meaningless milestone of all,” warns the show’s opening theme, which combines 23 seasons of couch gags to form the number 500. In “At Long Last Leave,” the Simpsons are banished from Springfield for causing too many shenanigans. You can almost hear Comic Book Guy yelling, “Simpsons did it!” (see: The Simpsons Movie) The exiled family moves off the grid to the Outlands, which

Daredevil may be a lawyer and super hero but love is blind and so is he. In Daredevil #8 he teams up the Black Cat, who steals more than his heart. They break into a high-tech super villain HQ, where they reminisce about “good old-fashioned full-body patdowns.” Black Cat guides his hand down a shaft to disarm the defenses. Fortunately, they trip some lasers before either one of them can

This year, Animation Domination featured some very special Valentine’s Day episodes, like after school special. On The Cleveland Show (“Dancing with the Stools”), Cleveland Jr. replaces his dad in a dance competition and develops feelings for his stepmother, Donna. Junior repeatedly kisses her and even proposes. Eventually she sets him straight and he professes, “You know Ms. Donna, you’re a real MILF… mother I’d like as a friend.” With their

Dollhouse‘s Amy Acker finally gets to play dress up in the fairy tale television series Grimm. In last week’s episode “Tarantella,” Acker stars as Lena, a man eating spider woman called a Spinnetod. She conceals her identity with a variety of costumes and wigs, including a very sexy blonde. Detective Nick Burkhardt manages to track her down when one of Lena’s victims bites off her finger. When he asks to

Lollipop Chainsaw has new Valentine’s Day trailer that profiles Juliet Sterling’s boyfriend Nick Carlyle, a disembodied head. He used to have a super hot bod until Juliet had to perform some emergency surgery for a zombie bite. Nick’s not just a pretty face though, his head can be used as a projectile or even reattached to his zombified body to give you hand

The Cleveland Show will force you laugh about rape, no matter how much you resist. In “Y Tu Junior Tambien” Cleveland helps his nerdy son get a girlfriend by telling him to pretend he’s a Jedi, who won’t take no for an answer

Rape is never funny, unless it’s all just a big misunderstanding. Rob Schneider’s new sitcom Rob pays homage to the anime School Rumble in which a naked guy, who’s in the wrong place at the wrong time, grabs a girl to stop her from screaming. Of course, that only makes things worse!

“FALLING IS THE NEW CONE-ING” claims a new Youtube video, featuring kids intentionally falling down. There is no comedic timing whatsoever. They spontaneously fall into things like they’re having a seizure. Half the bystanders are either oblivious or indifferent, which will only increase with the popularity of this meme. What will be funny is when one of these jackasses accidentally hurts himself and no one helps

The Fringe mid-season finale had the show’s lowest ratings yet, dipping below 3 million viewers. And with Supernatural and Grimm both airing new episodes tomorrow, the mid-season premiere could be even lower. Fox entertainment president Kevin Reilly admits the show isn’t profitable. “The hesitation in my voice is that it’s an expensive show. We lose a lot of money on the show,” said Reilly. “But with that rating on that

Larry King returns to reluctantly moderate the “Yahoo! News Funny or Die GOP Presidential Online Internet Cyber Debate.” It’s set up to look like Hollywood Squares and ends with the Reagan speed round, in which candidates see who can say Ronald Reagan’s name the most. The winner is Jon Huntsman but just like in real life no cares about him. The real reason the candidates are there is for “an

In the futuristic world of Star Trek, money has become obsolete so it’s only fitting that the MMO Star Trek Online will adopt a Free-To-Play model starting January 17th. Of course, there’s still in-game currency called Dilithium. Paying subscribers will automatically accrue Dilithium upon logging in, capped at 1 billion, while free accounts will need to manually refine Dilithium with a 100 million cap. Visit the Features Matrix for a

When Lee Standish (Ben Koldyke) and Angel Ortiz (Amaury Nolasco) are laid off in the “man-cession” they decide to dress for success. To get hired as pharmaceuticals sales reps that means cross-dressing to play nurse with doctor clients, who are apparently all male. Hilarity ensues. These Bosom Buddies have far less chemistry than their 80s counterparts. In part because Lee is married man who has little in common with his

If you don’t read Savage Dragon #177 the terrorists win. In this Godzilla parody, Osama Bin Laden’s body drifts into the radioactive waters of Japan. He mutates into a green giant hell bent on destroying New York (again). Unfortunately, the Savage Dragon is out of town so it’s up to his son, who uses his wikipedic knowledge to lure the monster away from the city with Whitney Houston music. Once

All Alex wants for Christmas is for his parents to stop fighting. He asks them for a robot hoping that it will bring his family together instead it tears them apart, literally. This isn’t your typical killer robot story. It gets you to sympathize with the machine but not by humanizing it, rather by dehumanizing the human. At first Blinky acts as a surrogate parent, but the boy quickly grows

The long-awaited Star Wars themed-Xbox 360 is not far away. According to Kotaku, it will make an appearance on a “popular network television show” airing in February. They don’t say which show but The Big Bang Theory is the most likely choice given its nerd fan base. The only other possibility is Two and a Half Men, which stars Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt, a millionaire with all the best