“FALLING IS THE NEW CONE-ING” claims a new Youtube video, featuring kids intentionally falling down. There is no comedic timing whatsoever. They spontaneously fall into things like they’re having a seizure. Half the bystanders are either oblivious or indifferent, which will only increase with the popularity of this meme. What will be funny is when one of these jackasses accidentally hurts himself and no one helps.

Fake Falling is a post from: L7 World

Larry King returns to reluctantly moderate the “Yahoo! News Funny or Die GOP Presidential Online Internet Cyber Debate.” It’s set up to look like Hollywood Squares and ends with the Reagan speed round, in which candidates see who can say Ronald Reagan’s name the most. The winner is Jon Huntsman but just like in real life no cares about him.

The real reason the candidates are there is for “an opportunity to blatantly, shameless promote their books.” Mitt Romney’s book has blank pages so you can write whatever you want him to say. Ron Paul’s book is on how to keep children out of you abandoned amusement park by dressing up as ghost. And Rick Perry promotes a Hardy Boys book, it’s got train robbers!

The Debate is followed by a sexy rebuttal from Obama, who reveals his “dirty little secret.” He’s actually a conservative, just look at his record: Wall Street bailout, extending Bush Tax cuts, and he followed the Bush timeline for pulling out of Iraq… because when Obama says he’s gonna pull out, you can trust him.

Features: Mike Tyson as Herman Cain, Rob Delaney as Mitt Romney, Horatio Sanz as Newt Gingrich, John C. McGinley as Rick Santorum, Greg Germann as Jon Huntsman, Patrick Warburton as Rick Perry, Leslie Jordan as Ron Paul, Erin Gibson as Michele Bachmann, Bryan Safi as Marcus Bachmann, and Reggie Brown as President Obama.

Watch the debate @ Yahoo Screen
http://screen.yahoo.com/yahoo-news-funny-or-die-gop-cyber-debate-27797158.html

Larry King Moderates Fake GOP Debate is a post from: L7 World

Pikachu usually communicates by incessantly squeaking “pika” but when another Pokemon finds his weak spot, he uses another four-letter word.

PokeAwesome is a post from: L7 World

There’s no sugar coating it. If you didn’t sign up for Certified Hosting’s Black Friday sale of 80% off, you blew it!
But Cyber Monday will give you one more chance to redeem you and your website with 50% off:

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Certified Hosting sells itself so why not join their Affiliate Program which pays a whopping $65 even for Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales!
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Certified Hosting Cyber Monday is a post from: L7 World

Hostgator is matching their Black Friday sale on Cyber Monday with 50% off everything:

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All accounts include 24/7 support, weekly backups, and $100 Google AdWords credits.
L7 World has been hosted with Hostgator since 2009.

Don’t miss out, you won’t see prices this low again for a whole nother year.
Cyber Monday 50% off (12:00 AM CST until 11:59PM CST)

Hostgator Cyber Monday is a post from: L7 World

It’s that time of year again, time to switch web hosts for a better deal! But here are some web hosts that are worth sticking around for (mostly).

GODADDY

Their hosting isn’t bad, just their customer service. I suggest using them only for domain registration as I do. You just can’t beat $1 domain names just click the link below and use coupon code “BLACKONE” (10,000 limit). If it expires you can still use this link $5 .COM Black Friday Sale! (limit 5 new domains).

HOSTGATOR

L7 World has been with Hostgator since leaving Godaddy in 2009 and as visitors know it’s very stable except for a few recent bandwidth hiccups mostly due to its soaring popularity (Hostgator not L7 World [not yet anyway]). Here’s some statistics via Pingdom, which show 99.847% Uptime and an average response time of 1,099 ms (as you you can it has been on the upswing)

Hostgator has slashed their already lowest prices in 1/2! (that’s nearly 50% for those of you on the metric system)

Shared hosting: As low as $4.95 Now only: $2.48/month (pre-paid)
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Usually these deals are for new customers only but NOT this time! That’s right existing customers can sign up for new accounts. You just have to keep your existing account in good standing (i.e., don’t cancel your existing account as soon as you sign up for new account).

This deal starts midnight, Friday, November 25th, 2011 Central Standard Time (-6 GMT). The special offer will run until 11:59PM CST Friday, November 25th, 2011. That’s right all day long so there’s no selling out in 1 minute like last year, but personally I would chance waiting until the last second. These things are alway subject to change and go forbid you for to calculate the timezone correctly. There’s no coupon but I appreciate if you click through the link below before ordering so that I get credit.

CERTIFIED HOSTING

I saved the best for last. The best thing I can say about Certified Hosting is that I never have to contact them. I host my adult website Dirty Talk Videos with them and it has an average Uptime of 99.908% (and that’s on shared hosting!) and an average Response time of 1,621 ms. Most the movies on my site are embedded from external sites to limit CPU resources but the few I do host stream (progressive download) extremely fast. Even my FTP is appears faster that Hostgator, which isn’t slow be any means.

Certified Hosting has comparable prices to Hostgator but when it comes to this Black Friday sale there’s no comparison. UP TO 80% OFF! That’s $28.44 for 3 years of quality hosting, but see my tip below and get the middle plan “Geek” for unlimited websites for just $50.04.

Unlimited Hosting: $4.95/month AS LOW AS $0.79/month
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Monthly Unlimited Hosting saves 50%
1yr Unlimited Hosting saves 60%
2yr Unlimited Hosting saves 70%
3yr Unlimited Hosting saves 80%

This Black Friday promo starts at 12:00AM (PST)(GMT-8) Friday November 25th and will expire at 11:59PM (PST)(GMT-8) 11/25/2011, but again don’t chance waiting until the last second. Click the link below to see all the Coupon Codes. Even if the sales over by the time you read this click the link below anyway. Certified Hosting is a real deal all year long. Don’t believe me? There’s a money back guarantee (see footer on their website).

With a deal this low it sells itself so after you sing up for a website, why not sign up for the Certified Hosting Affiliate Program which pays a whopping $65 even for Black Friday sales!
Webmasters Earn Money Here!

TIPS
#1 Make sure you sign up for 3 years to get the biggest discount and choose the middle plan, “Baby” for Hostgator or “Geek” for Certified Hosting, which allows for hosting unlimited websites. I made the mistake of signing up for the “Hatchling” plan at Hostgator thinking that I would never host multiple websites but 3 years is a long time and you never know.

#2 Although I use Certified Hosting for my adult website, all of the above hosts DO allow adult content.

Black Friday – Webhost Deals is a post from: L7 World

The classic Marvel super hero cartoons are getting new life (so to speak) thanks to director Ivan Miguel Guerrero, who has seamlessly zombified the opening credits of Fantastic Four (1967) and The Marvel Super Heroes (1966). “I am a big fan of the Marvel Zombies books and the covers done by artist Arthur Suydam. In creating this fan art/trailer, I wanted to capture the same irreverent-retro concept used for the covers and somehow extend it to animation. The 1960s Marvel Cartoons presented the perfect canvass… and I found the perfect clips on youtube,” says Guerrero.

If Cartoon Network executives have any brains, they’ll buy this immediately to promote their classic cartoon channel Boomerang, which has the eerily appropriate slogan: ‘It’s all Coming Back to you.’

“Re-animated” Marvel Zombies is a post from: L7 World

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) is once again using scantily-clad women to draw attention to animal abuse. The animal rights group has preregistered the domain www.Peta.xxx, a top-level domain intended for adult websites.

“A lot of organizations were gun shy about the triple-x domain, but when PETA saw it we thought this would be triple-extra effective,” says Lindsay Rajt, director of campaigns for PETA.

The website will feature full nudity, but don’t expect to see the birds and the bees. Rajt says it will be erotic, not pornographic. Just enough to entice.

“When people first visit the site, it will be very enticing and once they go just a little bit deeper, that’s when they’ll be confronted with images that we hope will make them stop and think and get them talking and hopefully encourage them to make a lifestyle change to a plant-based diet,” explains Rajt.

PETA XXX is a post from: L7 World

Celebs are being called to serve… as dates to the Marine Corps Ball. Both Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake have accepted their respective Youtube invitations from Sgt. Scott Moore & Corporal Kelsey De Santis.

Given the success rate, Sgt. Ray Lewis decided to try his luck but he wanted someone a little more “mature.” His “all-around perfect woman” was Betty White so he asked her to call him (video below). But Betty failed to answer the call, instead issuing a cold impersonal statement to Access Hollywood that she was busy taping an episode of Hot In Cleveland.

A weak excuse considering Kunis was also in the middle of filming but had no problem getting permission to fly out for the day. Fortunately, another “vintage” actress has stepped up to answer the call… none other than Linda Hamilton! (video bottom)

Betty White Dance Misstep is a post from: L7 World

In China, chain gangs are going high-tech. Liu Dali alleges that he and 300 other prisoners at Jixi labor camp in Heilongjiang province were forced to play online games in 12-hour shifts. They collected virtual money to trade with other players for real money, an illegal practice known as gold farming.

The Prison reportedly made upwards of $900 a day, which was not shared with the prisoners, but when they missed their quota the prisoners would be physically punished. “They would make me stand with my hands raised in the air and after I returned to my dormitory they would beat me with plastic pipes,” Dali told the Guardian.

Virtual Chain Gang is a post from: L7 World