Zombie Hooker Nightmare XXX-Mas

Oh noes, the North Pole has been invaded by zombies! But they’re not the only ones who want to nimble on Santa. Lola is the “last living hooker on Earth” and it’s up to her to evacuate Santa and his elves to her trailer (now that’s what I call a zombie survival plan). Ironically there’s no happy ending. Each level requires you to perform an equivalent amount tricks. After the

Godaddy Vs Hostgator

For the past several days I’ve been vigorously fighting with my website host Godaddy.com to honor their quotes & coupons. I was trying to order domain renewal @ $10.87 (with ICANN fee) and economy hosting renewal @ $47.88 for a total of $58.75 and using the coupon “nauoff” which takes off $10 the final price is $48.75. I know this for a fact as I saw the price in the

Doctor Who Anime

It’s not the first time Doctor Who has been animated but it’s got a whole nother feel to it when it gets the anime treatment, complete with fanservice! The anime short by Paul Michael Johnson is set in Japan (naturally) and features shiny Daleks, spry Cybermen, and the Master looking like he’s about to yell “Hail Zeon!” Who can save Japan? Only the most badass Time Lord of them all

Inuyasha: The Final Act – Simulcast

After abruptly ending 5 years ago, Inuyasha picks up right where it left off with one major difference it’s being simulcast on Hulu! If you’ve never seen it or just need a little refresher, Inuyasha is a half human, half demon from Feudal Japan that teams up with a time traveling high school student named Kagome to retrieve magical jewel shards capable of increasing a demon’s powers. Standing in their

Should Freedom of Speech be Killed?

On Monday Facebook banned all polls by developer Jesse Farmer, after an anonymous user created a controversial and some say illegal poll asking “should obama be killed?” Unfortunately the only thing getting killed here is freedom of speech, which as I always like to point out: doesn’t only cover popular speech. Of course any threats against the President should be looked into (and they are courtesy of the Secret Service)

Kid-Friendly Pedobear!?

What was once a dubious internet meme is now so ubiquitous that it’s being marketed to children by online stores like pedobearstore.com & pedobearplush.com. Now I like child molesting anthropomorphic bears as much as the next guy, but putting Pedobear on an infant creeper is just wrong, although you gotta admit the Pedobear plush is adorable (in a grisly kind of way). Now that kids have become sufficiently comfortable around

Grass gets PageRank 10

You know Google is getting pervasive when it starts ranking plant & animal life. Ecologist Dr. Stefano Allesina realized he could determine the keystones in coextinction, or the loss of one species upon the extinction of another, by reversing Google’s algorithm. “In PageRank, a web page is important if important pages point to it. In our approach a species is important if it points to important species,” said Allesina. “If

Yahoo Mail – Unresponsive Script

If you use firefox to check your Yahoo Mail there’s a good chance you’ve seen the following error message: Warning: Unresponsive script A script on this page may be busy, or it may have stopped responding. You can stop the script now, or you can continue to see if the script will complete. Script: http://mail.yimg.com/d/combo?/mg/6_1_1/js/yui_utils.js&/mg/6_1_1/js/core.js&bc/bc_2.0.4.js&/mg/6_1_1/js/darla.js&/uh/15/js/uh_mail-1.0.11.js&/mg/6_1_1/js/async.js&/ult/ylc_1.9.js&/mg/6_1_1/js/imboot.js&:1 If you have experienced it, you know it’s very annoying as it eats up memory

G4 – Epic Fail

In what can only be described as the ultimate irony of ironies, G4 Media Inc. sent Youtube a DMCA notice claiming copyright infringement for my “CLIP” from  Attack of the Show‘s Around the Net segment, in which they talk about & show other people’s “CLIPS” from around the net! I feel like Bruce Lee in that mirror scene from Enter the Dragon except instead of fighting a badass villain with

Tweet Your Senator

Organizing for America (OFA) is hoping to rush health care reform through by pressuring senators with a new twitter campaign. Tweet Your Senator generates a pre-written messages based on your zip code such as: “To Sen. Frank Lautenberg: Please support meaningful health insurance reform now http://bit.ly/3133JC #hc09 #NJ #07748″ It remains to be seen how effective the messages will be as most senators don’t have Twitter accounts. Twitters can also

Tron Reboot

No it’s not the highly anticipated sequel unveiled at Comic-Con this weekend. It’s a hilarious new web series by Ben Hansford about an older but not necessarily wiser Tron. The episodes, which average about a minute in length, reveal what life’s really like inside of a computer: boring! It’s exponentially better than the original and I think you’ll agree after watching it that Tron needs no reboot. Watch the first

Honor Among Thieves

Whenever I need to find old/rare anime (unlicensed of course)  I head over to Boxtorrents.com, but last weekend I was shocked to find the website was gone! Not just down for maintenance but completely vanished with only a placeholder declaring the domain was for sale by owner. Even if you weren’t a member, this affects you! If you’ve ever downloaded manga, anime, j-pop, or any live action Asian show from

Long Island Lolita will “Bang” you for $150!

Debuting at AVN’s Adult Entertainment Expo, Realtouch is an artificial vagina that simulates various porn stars, including newcomer Amy Fisher so your wife is completely safe (can’t win ‘em all). The device, which was supposedly developed by a NASA engineer, connects to your computer and synchronizes its movements to mimic movies from the site’s Video-On-Demand library. It comes with 30 minutes free, but after that it’s $1 a minute (gives

Apple All Shook Up Over iPhone App

Parents are crying foul over an iPhone app called Baby Shaker. The aptly named game challenges (ab)users to “See how long you can endure his or her adorable cries before you just have to find a way to quiet the baby down!” And the only way to silence these little angels (god willing) is to vigorously shake them until adorable red Xs cover their eyes… ‘awww who’s a dead baby,

The REAL Government Rescue Plan

Some economists think the recession could be over in months, but the government isn’t counting on it. In anticipation of mass suicides, the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) has launched a new website for “Getting Through Tough Economic Times” (samhsa.gov/economy). “The guide is a quick and easy tool that people can use to better manage their emotional well-being. By helping people remain resilient, we can help promote

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