Legendary Pictures, the same studio behind the much anticipated Clash of the Titans remake, is bringing Godzilla back to America in 2012. But Zilla won’t be making a return appearance. Studio executives want to avoid the look and feel of the 1998 film. “Our plans are to produce the Godzilla that we, as fans, would want to see. We intend to do justice to those essential elements that have allowed

SuicideGirls: Guide to Living is the newest movie from SuicideGirls.com, an adult website dedicated to pierced, tattooed, and all-around unconventional models. Hostesses Rambo, Rigel, Radeo, Friskey, and Chloe promise to “teach you 13 essential life lessons” ranging from How to Tie a Tie to How to Kill a Vampire. But instead of a series of long-winded instructions that would put you to sleep, each how-to is presented like a music

If you’re gonna stereotype why be subtle about it? That’s the idea behind blaxploitation films and Black Dynamite is the best since I’m Gonna Git You Sucka. Set in the 70s and it uses Grindhouse-esque editing inconsistencies to further mimic films of the period. When Black Dynamite’s brother is killed during a drug sting, he vows to clean up the streets one ass whoopin’ at a time. But the real

The apocalyptic movie 2012 isn’t even out yet but Director Roland Emmerich is already working on a sequel for the small screen. “It is about the resettling of Earth. That is very, very fascinating. (2012 writer/producer) Harald Kloser and I came up with the idea and we have the luxury of having a producer on the film who is a big TV producer, Mark Gordon. We said to Mark, ‘Why

The Grudge continues with two Direct-to-DVD releases: Ju-on: Shiroi Roujo (Grudge: Old Lady in White) & Ju-on Kuroi Shoujo (Grudge: Girl in Black). The movies are short (1 hr ea.) and like the previous (Japanese) movies are told through a series of even shorter interconnecting stories. The actual movies though are only vaguely connected in that the Girl in Black ends in the house that spawned the original grudge while

If you’re not a teenager or a Megan Fox fanatic then this might not be the movie for you. It begins with the overused convention of starting at the end of the story. Jennifer’s BFF Needy is locked up in a psychiatric hospital narrating how she got there and how her friend is not like other girls. You see, Jennifer has a body to die for, literally. After she goes

Lenore Harker (Bijou Phillips) is just one thesis paper away from earning her master’s but when she gets pregnant, she decides to leave school and have the baby. After an unexpected growth spurt, Lenore is rushed to hospital for an emergency C-section. It’s Alive. Despite a large looking head, everything seems alright until they cut the umbilical cord. Lenore awakes to a police interrogation about the gruesome murder of her

It’s the remake no one asked for, Ed Wood’s cult classic Plan 9 from Outer Space! (original trailer below) It’s nonsensical plot about aliens that reanimate the dead to stop the Earth from making a sun-bomb, non-existent production value ($60,000), and a drugged up Bela Lugosi earned it the title of “worst movie ever made” but that didn’t discourage the people “pulling the strings” behind Plan 9. And judging by

Beware! The Blob, also known as Son of Blob, is a sequel that never takes itself too seriously, even breaking the fifth wall when a character is devoured by the Blob while watching the original movie. However other than that one scene, no references are ever made to any previous encounters with the Blob as knowing its weakness from the get-go would make for a very short movie. Beware! The

Floating in the Chukchi Sea off Alaska’s northern coast is a mysterious oily substance of monstrous proportions (13 miles by 1/4 mile) that is consuming all marine life in its path. Analysis reveals that despite its appearance it’s not an oil spill but an unknown type of algae. However anyone who’s ever seen Creepshow 2 knows exactly what this thing is – The Blob!

Fresh from turning Halloween‘s Michael Myers into a hallucinating momma’s boy that loves ponies and tickles, “director” Rob Zombie is set to butcher yet another classic movie monster, The Blob. Ironically Zombie’s Blob will also like ponies and tickles, but alas sometimes you can love something too much. “I’d been looking to break out of the horror genre, and this really is a science fiction movie about a thing from

Despite the objections of her husband, Madeline wants to have a natural childbirth but after a horrible car accident kills both her husband & the baby, it’s anything but natural. Madeline decides to carry the baby to term, and miraculously the stillborn baby starts breastfeeding… blood! It’s (not) Alive! Unlike the infamous killer baby from the It’s Alive movies, baby Grace is completely dependent on Madeline. While that may make

The USS Enterprise was the Love Boat of the 23rd century. Unfortunately, the crew always set their “phasers” to stun. Hustler however takes no prisoners with This Ain’t Star Trek XXX, a parody of the classic episode Space Seed in which we first heard the name Khannnnnnnnnn!!! When the Enterprise comes across a ship adrift in space they find 3 very horny survivors: Khan (Nick Manning), Ruth (Jenna Haze), &

No it’s not the highly anticipated sequel unveiled at Comic-Con this weekend. It’s a hilarious new web series by Ben Hansford about an older but not necessarily wiser Tron. The episodes, which average about a minute in length, reveal what life’s really like inside of a computer: boring! It’s exponentially better than the original and I think you’ll agree after watching it that Tron needs no reboot. Watch the first

Everyone’s favorite giant space chicken makes an appearance at the G8 summit to weigh in on the housing crisis, literally! Don’t worry if your haven’t seen the 60s classic The X from Outer Space. It’s not so much a sequel, as it is an excuse to make the G8 seem ineffectual. Even the one nod to the original movie, is really just knock at the Chinese who accidentally bring Girara