THE FIRST DOG

With America’s historic election of its first black president, inquiring minds want to know…
Who’ll be the First Dog?
My vote is for Aibo. This robotic dog is a perfect match for the tech savvy president-elect. Aibo is 100% hypoallergenic and comes with several preprogrammed catch phrases, just like Barack Obama.

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RACIST FRANKENSTEIN SAYS ADIOS

In recent elections many celebrities have threatened to leave the country should their opponents win, but none have followed through… until now.
Racist Frankenstein announced today that he is renouncing his citizenship.
In an exclusive interview with L7 World he explains why.
Mark: Thanks for joining us today Racist Frankenstein. Before we get started how was your Halloween?
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HOBO SUFFRAGE

They might not be the most coveted voters, but ironically the homeless may decide who moves into the White House next year.
In a landmark ruling this week, U.S. District Judge Edmund Sargus ordered swing state Ohio not to reject ballots that fail to list a home address (i.e. homeless).
But not everyone is applauding  the decision, [...]