BILL OF GOODS

The stock market rallied more than 300 points today that is until Congress came to the rescue with its $700 billion bailout bill (plus pork) at which point the Dow plummeted to -157.
Congress has sold us a bill of goods.
The goverment overpaying for things is nothing new, but if only they’d let the banks fail [...]

UDDER NONSENSE

People for the Ethical Treatment of animals (PETA) is known for churning out some pretty bizarre ideas but their latest is udder nonsense.
According to PETA “The breast is best!” They’re urging Ben & Jerry’s ice cream to switch from cow’s milk to breast milk, which they claim is healthier and more humane (except for the [...]

RACISTS FOR MCKKKCAIN

Well that’s it, the election’s officially over. With the endorsement of white supremacist group the League of American Patriots (LAP), McKKKCain has got this thing locked up tighter than a black man in America.

McCain’s LAP dogs are currently circulating fliers across Northern New Jersey that depict Barack Obama as Osama Bin Laden and ask “Do [...]