When it comes to comic book couples there’s only one that amounts to a hill of beans and it ain’t Clark Kent & Lois Lane (unless I do a story on them in the future). Spider-Man loves Mary Jane so much that in one story set in an alternate future he literally fucked her to death with his radioactive sperm (seriously read the Reign miniseries). Poor Pete’s been through a

Inspired by a Palestinian Milf (Mother I’d Like to Fulminate) who a’sploded herself back in 2004, Baby’s First Jihad is a DVD sing-along currently circulating in West Yorkshire, England that features a young girl looking to fill the awkwardly empty shoes of her martyred mommy. The lyrics which are: Derka derka derka. Derka derka derka. Derka derka derka derka derka derka. Roughly translate to: I love Allah. You better too.

Not since the movie Dogma has the creator been so thoroughly accosted as in this week’s American Dad! Christmas special “The Most Adequate Christmas Ever.” Definitely one of the series’ better episodes, the plot is an homage to the movie classic Defending Your Life. After leading his family on a death march for the perfect Christmas tree, Stan is crushed by said tree and must defend this life so that

The New York Archdiocese is reaching out to children but this time it’s all legal. They’re publishing a series of comics and coloring books that teach kids to be careful of devious looking white men – especially priests! On one page an angel tells a child, sharing a room with a priest, to leave the door open. The coloring books, which are being distributed to schools & religious education programs,

The Sudanese government has foiled yet another insidious Western plot! Gillian Gibbons, a school teacher in Sudan, was arrested and sentenced to 15 days in jail after allowing her students to name the class teddy bear Muhammad (a common Muslim name). Her real mistake wasn’t using the prophet’s name for a toy. It’s which toy she picked. Had she named a wrestling figure (think: Iron Sheik) or a remote control

One thing stood out about last night’s CNN Republican debacle/debate, Christianity and in some cases the lack of it. The candidates responded to whether they believe the entirety of the Holy Bible with a unanimous hallelujah, taking issue only with extreme allegorical passages like ripping out your own eye & Jonah and the whale. But when asked what Jesus would do regarding the death penalty the candidates were stumped. Oh

With gas prices rising to record levels everyone’s looking to save a buck but who knew you could just fill up on God. Christian rock band Everyday Sunday’s music video Gypsy Girl (video right) ends with a girl running out of gas but luckily God is there to fill her up. If you wanna trivialize you’re own God that’s fine but the video crosses that line in the first 30

Absolutely, just ask 50 year-old virgin Pastor Dave (video right). True enough, we live in a over-sexed instant gratification world but was it not God himself who said ‘go forth and bump uglies.’ In addition to Godtube’s sex embargo, violence and profanity are also big no-nos. Again this is totally contradictory to the Bible. Remember a little someone by the name of Jesus. He was quite the rabble rouser himself:

This week the Poles saw the silhouette of Pope John Paul II in a bonfire while celebrating their hometown hero but was this really a miracle or a foreboding display of fire and brimstone. Besides being much more devilish than the famous Mother Teresa appearance on cinnamon bun (pictured right), the silhouette while accurate is also very dubious. Are we supposed to believe John Paul is still hunching over in