Rihanna has posted behind-the-scenes photos on her facebook page that show her from every angle.

She says it took 8 hours to paint the crocodile scales on her body but that’s probably just because the makeup artist was taking his time.

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Affectionately known as the boob window, it’s been the source of many jokes over the years. To the point where Power Girl herself was forced to address it.

In JSA: Classified #2, Power Girl tells Superman:

People always ask me why I have this hole right here. They think I’m showing off… or just being lewd. But the first time I made this costume, I wanted to have a symbol like you. I just… I couldn’t think of anything. I thought, eventually, I’d figure it out. And close the hole. But I haven’t.

Power Girl debuts a new costume sans boob window in World’s Finest #1, but it’s not the first time she has covered up. Power Girl got downright uppity after DC Comics hired its first female publisher, Jenette Kahn. In All-Star Comics #64 the boob window was closed but without a symbol. This newly empowered girl accused Star Spangled Kid of being a “little chauvinist piglet” for suggesting she use a “Superman emblem with a P instead of an S!”

Writer Gerry Conway told Alter Ego:

Actually, closing the circle on Power Girl’s costume was [publisher] Jenette Kahn’s idea. She felt it was sexist, and she was probably right. I doubt Wally would have had such qualms, given his taste for ill-clad buxom babes. (A taste I share, by the way, and another reason why this former Catholic boy will probably burn in hell.)

All hope is not lost. Despite her outward appearance, Power Girl is still very sexual. She tells Huntress that she do whatever it takes to get home. “Even if I have to break seven of the ten commandments to do it,” she declares. That apparently includes sleeping with Mr. Terrific for parts to power her portal (pun intended).

There’s still plenty of fanservice too. Before donning her new costume Power Girl’s civilian clothes are torn to shreds. Huntress suggests she will be arrested for indecent exposure to which PG replies, “Prude.” The cover for World’s Finest #2 (pictured left) even features DC Universe’s first donkey punch! Power Girl is on all fours while the Irradiated Man blasts her in the back of the head. The previous issue ended with the villain asking, “Did you not like my touch, woman?”

The real victim in all of this is cosplay, which was basically invented for characters like Power Girl. These girls will grow up expecting you to look them in the eye!

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Kraft Foods says the ad was created by the South Korean ad agency Cheil Worldwide for internal use. “Our understanding is that they created it for use at an isolated advertising awards forum in Korea,” said a spokesman for Kraft. “It was never intended for consumer advertising or public distribution.”

The cover-up

Critics think the nipple slip sexualizes the photo. Nearly every website and all news broadcasts censored the image with even more suggestive black bars. If they thought this was unsavory just wait until they get a load of the American version starring Peter Griffin from the Family Guy cartoon.

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They’re certainly serving her well in Hewitt’s newest role as a single mom working at a “massage” parlor. Lifetime has been promoting The Client List with a series of provocative photos but they were apparently too sexy for Entertainment Weekly. The magazine Photoshopped out most of her cleavage.

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Conservatives aren’t the only ones who want the star to cover up. Massage therapists are petitioning Lifetime to pull the show, which they claim denigrates their profession. Hewitt responded on E! Online: “It’s a TV show. They’re not offended by Dexter or Nurse Jackie, but they’re offended by me giving a happy ending?”

There was a happy ending despite the controversy or perhaps because of it. The Client List premiere was the most watched Lifetime series debut since Drop Dead Diva in 2009.

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Most of the monsters are reluctant to participate, mainly, because they have no interest in biologically incompatible partners. The exception is a succubus, who has signed multiple waivers insisting that no matter what you want to say to her, ever, it won’t count as harassment because she’s “into it” so long as you don’t mind ejaculating your soul.

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Hof is expanding his famous Bunny Ranch to capitalize on Area 51, which is just a short drive away. The Alien Cathouse will have an adjoining gas station, bar, and convenience store, collectively known as the Area 51 Alien Travel Center but Hof jokingly calls it Area 69.

“The only limit is your imagination,” promises Hof. He encourages customers to also get into character. They can even embrace their dark side as Vader and “use the force” on a slave Leia. Hof hopes to get real Princess Leia, Carrie Fisher, to make an appearance at the grand opening.

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You interact with the world through three icons: an eye for inspecting items, a hand for picking them up, and a box for your inventory. Although it’s tempting to click your way through with the hand icon, inspecting items will reveal humorous tidbits and invaluable clues that will help you progress in the game, as will combining items in your inventory. If a combination fails, there’s no harm done except maybe to your pride. Geoff will say things like “Sometimes the things I do make no sense,” and “This smacks of trial and error.”

Other combinations may be right but seem very wrong such as: fixing a washing machine with a vibrator, a sink with a butt plug, and a fuse box with nipple clamps, which Geoff quickly regrets when it reveals the kinky couple to whom the items belong.

Geoff’s communications skills are equally inappropriate. Rest assured that regardless of which response you choose the result will not be good. This is especially true when talking to Julia but it’s the quest that counts, not the conquest.

Nurse Quest is romantic comedy for nerds filled with humorous movie and video game references that are the only satisfaction you’ll get, but you still won’t be able restrain yourself from trying (even by court order).

Game: http://games.adultswim.com/nurse-quest-adventure-online-game.html
Walkthrough: http://www.robotlizard.com/nurse-quest-walkthrough/

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Daredevil #9 opens with a not-so-subtle juxtaposition of images. On the left, Daredevil is in a passionate embrace with Black Cat. On the right, a thumbnail of Daredevil smelling his fingers. He’s actually smelling camphor to mask the smell of grave robbers he’s tracking, but just the fact that he’s thinking about the girl he hooked up with while smelling his fingers earns him the nickname horndog.

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On The Cleveland Show (“Dancing with the Stools”), Cleveland Jr. replaces his dad in a dance competition and develops feelings for his stepmother, Donna. Junior repeatedly kisses her and even proposes. Eventually she sets him straight and he professes, “You know Ms. Donna, you’re a real MILF… mother I’d like as a friend.” With their relationship back to normal they do some wholesome mother and son dirty dancing. When they get home Junior ogles his stepsister, Roberta, who has morphed into Donna from babysitting Rilo.

On Family Guy (“Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream”), Chris brings home his new girlfriend Lindsey, who looks disturbingly like his mother, Lois. Stewie jokes, “It looks like somebody getting a little Oedipusy.” In fact, Chris later admits that’s exactly why he asked her out. Chris thinks he’s a trainwreck like his dad and only a girl like his mom would put up with him. Lois tells Chris he could get any girl he wants, then she takes the child filter off the computer so he can have a fun night.

This is not the first time Family Guy has featured incest, see Animation Domination Halloween.

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