The Cleveland Show will force you laugh about rape, no matter how much you resist. In “Y Tu Junior Tambien” Cleveland helps his nerdy son get a girlfriend by telling him to pretend he’s a Jedi, who won’t take no for an answer.

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Rape is never funny, unless it’s all just a big misunderstanding. Rob Schneider’s new sitcom Rob pays homage to the anime School Rumble in which a naked guy, who’s in the wrong place at the wrong time, grabs a girl to stop her from screaming. Of course, that only makes things worse!

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A Minnesotan principal can kiss his job goodbye after organizing a provocative prank for the school’s pep rally. Students at Rosemount High School were blindfolded and told that they would receive a kiss from a “special someone.” Afterwards, they tried to guess who it was. One student said his kissing partner had “luscious lips.” When the blindfold was removed he discovered that those lips belonged to his mother.

Principal John Wollersheim apologized “to those who were offended” but said the viral video is only 1 minute of a 30 minute rally and is out of context. According to Wollersheim, none of the students or their parents complained, which is even more disturbing.

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In a very special holiday episode of Community, the gang gets into the Christmas spirit whether they like it or not. The Glee teacher recruits Jeff and his friends after an anonymous tip about copyright infringement shuts the glee club down. One by one they are seduced by song into joining, and I do mean seduced. Annie gives Jeff a lap dance while parodying Madonna’s cutesy version of “Santa Baby” which climaxes with the line “Boop-dee boop-dee doop, boop… sex.” Jeff tells her “eventually you hit a point of diminishing returns on the sexiness,” but that doesn’t stop him from signing up to see more.

Unfortunately, he doesn’t get an encore performance because the show’s a bust when it’s revealed that the instructor murdered the previous glee club. But you can see Alison Brie singing the real version without all the cutey wootsy crap in her very sexy audition for Christmas Idol (video bottom).

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It’s long been known that the heat from laptops can decrease sperm count but a new study from the Nascentis Centre for Reproductive Medicine in Cordoba says that the electromagnetic radiation produced by Wi-Fi networks could be even worse.

Researchers exposed the sperm of 29 healthy men, aged 26 to 45, to a Wi-Fi enabled laptop for 4 hours and found that 25% of the sperm had stopped moving and 9% showed DNA damage. In contrast, sperm kept at the same temperature but away from the wireless signal had only 14% of the sperm stopped moving and just 3% suffered DNA damage. They caution that sperm was tested outside the body and its protective tissue & fluids. Further in vitro and in vivo studies are needed to prove the connection between Wi-Fi and male fertility.

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Buzz Lightyear, Handgun, and a Cassette snugly inside a fanny pack.

A group of physicians has just released the coffee table book to end all coffee table books. Stuck Up! 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn’t Be is a collection of 100 X-ray images showing foreign objects ingested or inserted into human bodies, “accidentally” or on purpose.

The photos are accompanied by deep commentary:

Patients who suffer from the problem of having a bottle stuck up their rear are often not honest about what happened. Here are some examples:
PATIENT A: Doc, I was vacuuming in the nude, and I fell. It was a million-to-one shot, Doc, a million-to-one.
PATIENT B: My hands were full.
PATIENT C: I swore this would never happen again. This time I made sure to put a string in the bottle and closed the cap. When I pulled the string, there was nothing on the other end.

“Most commonly we do see long slender objects because that is the most form fitting,” says the author but his favorite stowaways are action figures like Buzz Lightyear, who goes to infinity and beyond!

The doctors hope the book will remove some of the embarrassment and encourage people to seek treatment, but the idea that your X-rays might end up in a book could be an even bigger pain in the butt.

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Ryanair is known for no frills and big thrills such as their annual charity calendar, which features stewardesses out of uniform and then some. Now the airline is setting their sights even higher with in-flight porn.

CEO Michael O’Leary wants to launch an app that would stream adult movies to handheld devices
like iPads or smartphones. “I’m not talking about having it on screens on the back of seats for everyone to see. It would be on handheld devices,” explains O’Leary.

However as anyone who’s ever fought over an armrest knows, there’s no such thing as privacy on an economy airline so you’ll have to wait until you get off, until you get off.

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FX’s new series American Horror Story is like a erotic version of The Shining. Instead of a ghost bartender poisoning the father with alcohol, there’s a ghost maid seducing the father with her very tangible body.

Ben is surprised that his wife hires Moria (Alex Breckenridge) given his past adultery but it has less to do with her open-mindedness than the fact that women can see Moira’s true form, that of an old woman (Frances Conroy) whose ghostly eye still bares the evidence of the gunshot that killed her. Incidentally, Frances Conroy’s eye is not a special effect, it’s an actually malady that was worked into the script.

Young Moira constantly teases Ben but when ever his wife walks in Old Moira makes an appearance. Moira later explains, “I’m not naive to the ways of men. They need to objectify, conquer. They see what they want to see. Woman however see into the soul of a person.”

She’s absolutely right. Women are not things to be objectified. Luckily, Moria’s a ghost not a woman.

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It’s been more than 3 years since Ubisoft announced the apocalyptic survival game I Am Alive with nary a mention since. Much like its protagonist, the video game is still alive at least for Xbox Live Arcade and PS3 Network. The scaled back version and will no longer be released for PC, but Ubisoft tells fans they won’t be disappointed.

“We know people have been waiting for this game to arrive, and we believe it’s going to be worth the wait,” said Adam Novickas, director of marketing at Ubisoft. “I Am Alive presents a unique take on the post-apocalyptic, survival genre by creating more complex and emotional situations for the player. Xbox Live Arcade and PlayStation Network are the perfect platforms to leverage the mature and challenging experiences of the game.”

The mature rating is in part due to dark characters that take advantage of more more than just the situation. According to Entertainment Software Ratings Board (ESRB), sexual mistreatment is sometimes implied in the dialogue (e.g., “These guys kept me as their pet, or mascot, or something.”). Ubisoft says “players are faced with thought-provoking choices,” which seems to imply saving these abused women is optional.

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