In the series Highlander, immortal beings decapitate each other to gain power known as the Quickening. The anime Manyuu Hikenchou has it’s own version of the Quickening but they cut off an entirely different body part – breasts! It’s a fate worse than death because women who are flat-chested are considered less than human. The Manyuu clan has passed down this involuntary plastic surgery technique called chichi giri (breast slice)

There are entire websites devoted to gender bender fan fiction and artwork (so I hear) but fans no longer have to imagine after last night’s Futurama episode, “Neutopia.” The men of Planet Express bankrupt the company so it’s only fair that they raise money by forcing the girls to do a calendar. Just one problem: actual girls. Even after Hermes tricks his wife into participating they only have three girls.

Comedian Dave Chappelle once pointed out the confusion created when a woman dresses like whore then defends it by saying “just because I’m dressed this way, does not make me a whore” to which he replied “but you are wearing a whore’s uniform.” Apparently, Utah House Minority Whip Jennifer Seelig saw the show. Seelig has sponsored a new law, HB 121, that defines sexual solicitation as when a person “with

Drifters of the Dead is an alternate retelling of Highschool of the Dead Volume 4 Act 16 “The Girl Next Dead” in which Takashi and Saeko find momentary respite from the hoards of undead on a small island. This time though the whole class hits the beach. There they find a seaside shack stocked with swimsuits. Unfortunately, only thongs are available so Kohta opts for a female school swimsuit (so

Normally being called a caveman implies being too masculine, but archaeologists in the Czech Republic have revealed that they also had a feminine side, literally. The team unearthed a 5,000-year-old man buried on his left side, a practice typically reserved for women. “We believe this is one of the earliest cases of what could be described as a transvestite or third-gender grave in the Czech Republic,” said archaeologist Katerina Semradova.

Virtual girlfriend/life coach Hinako is back with loads of fanservice in Bathtime with Hinako & Hiyoko. Hinako does various stretches in the tub but even after she reluctantly lets the camera see-through the side of the tub in order to reveal the proper form, it’s still pretty dull. That’s probably why they’ve introduced a new character, Hiyoko. Despite her age it’s clear that Hiyoko’s the one in charge. Regardless of

It doesn’t matter how hot a girl is. If I download porn and there’s no sound, it goes straight in the recycle bin. I wanna hear the girl and not just monotonous moaning, but dirty talk! Unfortunately MGP galleries and tube websites don’t even offer girls talking dirty as a category. Probably because they use automated scripts that can’t tell a teen from a MILF half the time, let alone

It’s not just the supposed candid confessions or the medical advice from Doctor/Porn Star Victoria Zdrok that make this Extamax infomercial less than convincing. What’s really unbelievable are the before and after pictures, which are stock photos of things like a man cheering in a field with the caption “actual happiness.” Of course they never claim that any of these people are actual customers, just actually happy people

ThriXXX, an adult game publisher, recently hacked Microsoft’s Kinect for Xbox, which allows players to control video games with their hands & feet (and now other body parts). But Microsoft says hands off. “This isn’t the first example of a technology being used in ways not intended by its manufacturer, and it won’t be the last. Microsoft did not authorize or license its technology for this use. Xbox is a

The Simpsons celebrated Christmas early this year, maybe that’s why it was so hot. The live-action episode titled “The Fight Before Christmas” featured the Simpsons as puppets and guest starred Katy Perry as Moe’s girlfriend. The pint-sized puppet tries to kiss Katy but settles for her belly button to which she exclaims “Oh, that’s not my belly button… but I didn’t say stop.&#

In the South Park season finale “Creme Fraiche” Sharon tries out the newest model of the Shake Weight. If you thought the original was perverted you ain’t seen nothing yet. The voice assist model shouts motivational words like harder and faster. When your workout is finished it releases a cool down spray. After which, it dispenses cab fare and goes into sleep mode. It turns out the Shake Weight is

Fox’s Animation Domination celebrated the true meaning of Halloween this year. On the Cleveland Show “It’s the Great Pancake, Cleveland Brown” Junior’s dad explains that he’s too old to dress up for Halloween but that it’s okay for his sister because “Everybody knows Halloween is just a free pass for teenage girls to dress like sluts.” American Dad suited up too in “Best Little Horror House in Langley Fall.” Unfortunately,

Perhaps it’s the result of companies downsizing in tough economic time that so many gaffes seem to be going unchecked. Everything from factual errors like a see-through crescent moon in Superman#704 to Google’s questionable choice of Halloween logo, in which a tentacle monster appears to be trying to lure children with candy. But there was no ambiguity when a weatherman from KLST news exposed viewers to some truly nasty weather.

I had to do a double-take last night when I saw a woman in a wet t-shirt on Cartoon Network! Childrens Hospital is a live-action soap opera parody with a heavy emphasis on sexual situations. It airs on Adult Swim, Cartoon Network’s adult programming block (10 PM- 6 AM). In last night’s episode (Hot Enough for You?), the hospital loses power and the staff tries to cool off by removing

UglySchmucks.com doesn’t use any fancy algorithms to match singles, the only requirement is that you have low expectations. In fact, members are encouraged to vote out those who are “overtly attractive” so that they can focus on inner beauty. “This is a central community for them to get together and meet others like themselves,” says founder Joe Deluca. “I’m capitalizing on people being ugly. I’m giving these people a tool