A group of physicians has just released the coffee table book to end all coffee table books. Stuck Up! 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn’t Be is a collection of 100 X-ray images showing foreign objects ingested or inserted into human bodies, “accidentally” or on purpose. The photos are accompanied by deep commentary: Patients who suffer from the problem of having a bottle stuck up their rear

Ryanair is known for no frills and big thrills such as their annual charity calendar, which features stewardesses out of uniform and then some. Now the airline is setting their sights even higher with in-flight porn. CEO Michael O’Leary wants to launch an app that would stream adult movies to handheld devices like iPads or smartphones. “I’m not talking about having it on screens on the back of seats for

FX’s new series American Horror Story is like a erotic version of The Shining. Instead of a ghost bartender poisoning the father with alcohol, there’s a ghost maid seducing the father with her very tangible body. Ben is surprised that his wife hires Moria (Alex Breckenridge) given his past adultery but it has less to do with her open-mindedness than the fact that women can see Moira’s true form, that

Supermodel Heidi Klum made a dramatic entrance to her annual Halloween party, dressed in skinless body suit, à la Hellraiser. The anatomically correct costume, dubbed “Visible Woman,” was the the work of Martin Izquierdo, who designed the Victoria’s Secret angel wings, and Bill Corso, make up artist for Planet of the Apes (2001). “It’s basically like me naked. All my veins and blood will all be visible,” laughs Klum. “You

It’s been more than 3 years since Ubisoft announced the apocalyptic survival game I Am Alive with nary a mention since. Much like its protagonist, the video game is still alive at least for Xbox Live Arcade and PS3 Network. The scaled back version and will no longer be released for PC, but Ubisoft tells fans they won’t be disappointed. “We know people have been waiting for this game to

Last season, Ned Flanders and Edna Krabappel took a summer break after he learned about her promiscuous past. The fate of Nedna was left up to a higher power – the fans. The Simpsons season opener “The Falcon and the D’ohman” revealed the couple is still together. In fact, they’re sleeping together… in the same bed! This raises even more questions like are they married now or is Ned a

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) is once again using scantily-clad women to draw attention to animal abuse. The animal rights group has preregistered the domain www.Peta.xxx, a top-level domain intended for adult websites. “A lot of organizations were gun shy about the triple-x domain, but when PETA saw it we thought this would be triple-extra effective,” says Lindsay Rajt, director of campaigns for PETA. The website will

Kids are listening to more music than ever, an average of 2.5 hours a day, and researchers at Brigham Young University think it’s corrupting their young impressionable minds with sexually explicit lyrics. BYU published the study in the journal Sexuality & Culture, which looked at Billboard Hot 100 year-end songs from 1959, 1969, 1979, 1989, 1999, & 2009. It found that lyrics have become significantly more likely to contain sexualization,

What do you get when you combine the visuals of video game director Goichi Suda (No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle) and the story telling of film director James Gunn (PG Porn): eye candy! “Lollipop Chainsaw is the story of young, beautiful zombie-killer Juliet Starling, her sidekick disembodied-head boyfriend, and the entire Starling family of zombie killers as they team up to stop a colossal zombie outbreak. Leading the zombies

Fans of Sesame Street have long speculated that roomies Bert and Ernie are gay but those rumors have been put to bed. In response to an online petition by Change.org to let Bert and Ernie get married, Sesame Workshop issued the following statement, “Bert and Ernie are best friends. They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves. Even

In the series Highlander, immortal beings decapitate each other to gain power known as the Quickening. The anime Manyuu Hikenchou has it’s own version of the Quickening but they cut off an entirely different body part – breasts! It’s a fate worse than death because women who are flat-chested are considered less than human. The Manyuu clan has passed down this involuntary plastic surgery technique called chichi giri (breast slice)

There are entire websites devoted to gender bender fan fiction and artwork (so I hear) but fans no longer have to imagine after last night’s Futurama episode, “Neutopia.” The men of Planet Express bankrupt the company so it’s only fair that they raise money by forcing the girls to do a calendar. Just one problem: actual girls. Even after Hermes tricks his wife into participating they only have three girls.

Comedian Dave Chappelle once pointed out the confusion created when a woman dresses like whore then defends it by saying “just because I’m dressed this way, does not make me a whore” to which he replied “but you are wearing a whore’s uniform.” Apparently, Utah House Minority Whip Jennifer Seelig saw the show. Seelig has sponsored a new law, HB 121, that defines sexual solicitation as when a person “with

Drifters of the Dead is an alternate retelling of Highschool of the Dead Volume 4 Act 16 “The Girl Next Dead” in which Takashi and Saeko find momentary respite from the hoards of undead on a small island. This time though the whole class hits the beach. There they find a seaside shack stocked with swimsuits. Unfortunately, only thongs are available so Kohta opts for a female school swimsuit (so

Normally being called a caveman implies being too masculine, but archaeologists in the Czech Republic have revealed that they also had a feminine side, literally. The team unearthed a 5,000-year-old man buried on his left side, a practice typically reserved for women. “We believe this is one of the earliest cases of what could be described as a transvestite or third-gender grave in the Czech Republic,” said archaeologist Katerina Semradova.