Introducing Webcomics!

You’ll find the link to this section on the right side of the page, which will take you to all the webcomics. Just one for now: Family Guy. I also wanna do something with the Teen Titans and some totally original stuff so stick around and enjoy more of my insanity!

Mr. Manners then proceeded to call me dick and explain to me that everyone else lets him work in. Then he called me a dick some more. At which point I flexed my middle finger and told him that you don’t always get your way. “DICK DICK DICK.” Eventually I just agreed “OK, I’m a dick but you’re a pussy.”

So here’s some helpful hints for the next time you go to the gym Mr. Manners and people like you:

1. Just because you ask, doesn’t mean you get your way (should have learned this as a child)
2. Don’t ask over & over if I’m done (every time you do, I add a set)
3. Don’t stand over me or stare at me (this makes me work out slower too)
4. If someone’s on a machine you wanna use do something else numb nuts (seriously in all my years of going to the gym I’ve never once asked someone if they were almost done or if I could work in)

So relax Schwarzenegger, your muscles ain’t going anywhere and neither am I.

In related news, I’ll be making a Family Guy webcomic! But don’t plan on Cleveland being in it, despite that awesome pic I drew (picture left). And if he does, don’t be surprised if you see that same picture again. Hopefully (read: not likely) I’ll have the first couple panels up this weekend. Stay tuned.

Much like the Puritans, Muslims seem to see evil everywhere but themselves. A modern day witch trial is taking place right now in Saudi Arabia. Fawza Falih is currently awaiting execution for practicing witchcraft. The evidence? Robes hung a door, money in pocket, neighbors who claim she made them impotent, and a confession given after she was beaten for 2 weeks. But it’s not surprising they believe in witches, the Muslim version of Dr. Wizard believes the Earth & Sun are flat. Basically he says the reason objects “seem” to appear from the beneath the horizon is because you’re seeing them with the top half of your eyes, which are higher up. The bottoms of your eyes are closer to the ground so they can’t see the object until it gets closer.

So here’s the deal Muslims don’t do anything crazy for 30 days (starting Feb 18th 2008) and I’ll take down L7 World’s Muslim bear mascot, but if you mess up again I’m gonna strap a bomb to his furry belly and blow him up. And since Allah and Muhammad are currently the top choices in the naming poll that’s bad news bear for you! Talk about high stakes - I can hardly bear it. But knowing Muslims innate insanity this is barely a bet. [puns end here]

Well fuck Youtube. And fuck Telebrands. The video is back up now - LINK (other videos will be back if I still got ‘em and when I get around to it).

Naturally, with all the random letters and numbers generated you’re bound to get an occasional word or phrase. But imagine my surprise when I got the verification message “u b fag” while using Feedburner’s email subscription service. Surely this was unintentional or was it?

You’d think a large company like Feedburner would have filtering software in place to prevent questionable words from being generated. I contacted Feedburner to inform them of this incident and asked if they had or intended to implement a filter to address such situations. Feedburner did not respond.

Apparently hotlinking is okay so long as you don’t use it. Hell, I wasn’t even hitting their stupid 100mb per hour limit! Hopefully this won’t retro-actively effect any pictures, if it does let me know.

For those of you wondering why I don’t host them on the site -WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY!? Do you think I’m made of bandwidth? I’ll be using CNET’S AllYouCanUpload.com from now on. Bon voyage Monsieur Froggy.

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Postscript: The picture featured here is a self portrait and yes I am wearing a Star Trek Uniform. Let the proposals begin.

The Kidnapper was none other than Dog the Bounty Hunter hired by Jesus to take back Christmas. Unfortunately, since there was no winner there will be no donation to charity either. Oh well that’s the way the Xmas cookie crumbles. Merry fucking Christmas!