I’m starting to think Muslims are beyond help/hope. They arrested a British woman for naming a teddy bear Muhammad. They’ve used retarded women as suicide bombers and children as soldiers. Then I saw this on the news: Hamas Bunny (video below), a costumed bunny on a children’s show talking about eating up the Jews. The funny thing is this isn’t an aberration a quick once over of memritv.org reveals the

If you happen to be browsing the site and notice some missing videos, thank Youtube. Those little POS deleted my account for uploading the Ped Egg infomercial. WTF!? Who the hell would be dumb enough to complain about their commercial, which normally they have to pay people to show, getting free publicity!? Telebrands, the scammers that make all those ‘As Seen on TV’ commercials, that’s who. Well fuck Youtube. And

In an age of high-tech spammers, virtually every website, forum, even comments require you to complete a verification message to prove that you’re not a bot. Nobody likes doing ‘em. They’re small, cockeyed, faded or just difficult to differentiate between those blasted zeros and O’s. Naturally, with all the random letters and numbers generated you’re bound to get an occasional word or phrase. But imagine my surprise when I got

I recently saw this little gem (pictured left) when I tried to hotlink MY OWN picture on MY OWN site with MY OWN ImageShack account! Apparently hotlinking is okay so long as you don’t use it. Hell, I wasn’t even hitting their stupid 100mb per hour limit! Hopefully this won’t retro-actively effect any pictures, if it does let me know. For those of you wondering why I don’t host them

  No Al gore didn’t single-handedly cure global warming – even better. Earning some major cool points, L7 World is pleased to announce the addition of avatars and super kawaii (cute for those of you who are Japanese impaired) emoticons, making the site even more graphic intense than it already is, so upgrades those 56k mo’dumbs and spice up those comments ya squares.       &nbsp

It’s true. By subscribing to L7 World you’ll help get me my webmaster wings! What’s subscribing you ask? JUST THE COOLEST THING EVER! Subscribing is made possible via new technology known as links. These “links” are located at the top right of the site next to the heart icon. They come in 2 varieties RSS reader & Email. What happens when you click ‘em you ask? I get my wings,

Tsk Tsk. You’ve all been very naughty as none of you even ventured a guess in the Who Kidnapped Santa Contest (except for Alex Gogan). Now Santa’s dead! And you don’t even wanna hear how he was murdered, let’s just say it was a closed casket. The Kidnapper was none other than Dog the Bounty Hunter hired by Jesus to take back Christmas. Unfortunately, since there was no winner there

‘Tis the season. L7 World is happy to announce a special holiday contest: Santa’s been kidnapped! And unless you can discover who done it, Christmas will be canceled! Each day a hint to the kidnapper’s identity will be revealed at the bottom of the site in the asides section (on homepage). When you think you know the answer just leave a comment. The winner not only helps save Xmas but

I just wanted to take some time out to thank all of you visiting from Stumbleupon.com – over 1,000 so far today? [rubs eyes]. Maybe I’m not such a square after all? [cries a little] Anyway, I hope you all subscribe and become regulars (and that my site can handle it). I’ll try my best not to let you down

Operation World Wide Web domination commence. Stage 1 – kick ass domain name. Stage 2 – new content including: a stalker friendly section & original fiction/illustrations Stage 3 – merchandising!

You like me. You really like me! That’s the only possible explanation for zero entries for the movie quote contest; making me the default winner. And while I appreciate everyone intentionally not playing to make me the winner, you really shouldn’t have. I can afford it. We’ve still got a lonely little Halloween card with your name on it (and cash in it) and a free invitation to Demonoid.com. So

Starting today Lame News will be giving money away. You heard right–FREE MONEY! This contest is partly to reward regular readers and partly to increase readership. And it’s very simple. On the sidebar of this blog you will see a clue word–WRITE IT DOWN! Eventually a new clue word will replace the old one and etcetera. These words spell out a movie quote (so you’ll need to visit regularly to

Finally, after days of searching, downloading, uploading, and tinkering with code the site has a new template. If I never see another bX-m2rvww, bX-1n3uk8, or bX-aigizw error it’ll be too soon. Many templates are incompatible with Blogger.com. And while I’m no expert, Blogger leaves a lot to be desired in usability. Just an idea, but why not offer page elements creation (specifically their positioning and size) without first having to

Lame News has been packing on the pounds, with the addition of pop-up ads its grown slow and sluggish. We here at Lame News (and by we, I mean me, and by news I mean subliminal messages from the 1/3rd dimension) have decide to cut the fat, but don’t panic you wont have to go cold turkey. You can still get your junk food fix with the creme de la

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