Two organizations Heartland Crime Stoppers and the Center for Hope are distributing custom playing cards, which feature fugitives, victims and missing persons, to convicts in the hopes that hot tips will revive cold cases.

Although it may sound disdainful even morbid to have criminals literally playing games with somebody’s loved one, it’s working. Four crimes have already been solved thanks to snitchers ratting out their bragging buddies, and founder Doug Lyall insists he “won’t include a missing person without that family’s permission.”

According to the celebrity website TMZ “L’ Oreal has some serious splaining to do.” They claim L’Oreal whitewashed Beyonce’s face for its Feria hair coloring ad (picture left).

Frankly, I don’t see it.

But would the outcry be as loud if they had darken a pasty looking celeb? Of course not. The people complaining about this are the same people who call black women sellouts for straightening their hair. Lighten up people!

Gas prices aren’t the only thing going up. Fireworks will cost 20% more this year thanks to a warehouse explosion in China earlier this year that affected supply.

But is cancelling the 4th of July really the answer? Think about it, when you’re hurting financially do you cancel Christmas? Of course not. You economize, you cut back, but you don’t tell your kids ’sorry Santa’s tapped out.’ And saying Uncle Sam’s tapped out sends an even worse message cause he’s real! How ’bout instead of these city officials giving themselves raises or just generally wasting our money they put the country first for once.

It’s hard to believe she was looking for noogie but if she was, let’s just be grateful she pronounced it clearly or this would be a very different story.

Mirenberg admits to getting physical with his teacher but says “It was never a noogie. It was a pat on the head.” (cause that’s so much better) Seems to me these kids are encouraging some paddling behavior.

After 2 hours of grieving the students were informed that their classmate was not in fact dead and that the ruse was part of Mother’s Against Drunk Driving (MADD) “Every 15 Minutes” scared straight program. Afterwards Lori Tauber, a counselor at El Camino High, admitted that “the program was a little controversial and that some kids were traumatized but said that most students understood the program’s importance.” (ABC News)

Apparently none of the faculty took any psychology classes in college or they’d know that regardless of the benefit, it’s extremely unethical to cause physical or emotional harm to unwilling/unsuspecting people (yes kids are people too). I only hope one these poor kids sues MADD & the school to make sure this never happens again.

They freely admitted to the desecration while being questioned about an unrelated vehicle break-in. Apparently, these boneheads thought their story would distract the police from break-in (cause grave robbing is so much better).

The Ministry of Defense defended it saying “This was very much a routine training sortie that achieved essential training objectives” such as fitting into tight places. Making the mission doubly successful!

It’s the Superman Kiddie ride! You literally mount Superman from the rear, and ride him as he rocks his buns of steel back & forth. Only in its heyday (circa 1950) could this monstrosity not have been considered gay, cause as we all know, gay people didn’t exist before 1977 (Village People).

If you’re the kinky type or maybe you just wanna traumatize your kids, you’re S.O.L. BarsandBooths.com sold it to Tom Cuise (I’m guessing), but you can see more disturbing pictures here: i’m a link - click me.

In fact, the poster is presenting Germans as apes (not blacks) and the woman represents the Statue of Liberty (not white women). In other words, the photos are completely dissimilar. That is unless you think black men look like gorillas, in which case the problem may be you!