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NOOGIE RUBS TEACHER THE WRONG WAY
15-year-old Ethan Mirenberg is crying foul after being suspended for giving his Spanish teacher noogies, or “el noogies.” His lawyer Edward Paltzik claims the teacher was asking for it, alleging “This teacher has a history of encouraging noogie behavior.” (that’s an actual quote, no seriously )
It’s hard to believe she was looking for noogie but [...]
STUDENTS GET MADD
Students at El Camino High were heartbroken Monday morning, when they learned that one of their classmates had died in a drunken driving accident. Police offered their condolences to the class and left a rose on the empty desk in memoriam of the victim.
After 2 hours of grieving the students were informed that their classmate [...]
SKULL BONG
Three teens were arrested last week in Houston, Texas for digging up Willie Simms, an 11-year-old boy who died in 1921, and using his skull as a bong.
They freely admitted to the desecration while being questioned about an unrelated vehicle break-in. Apparently, these boneheads thought their story would distract the police from break-in (cause grave [...]
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