Polk County officers found marijuana, meth, weapons, drug paraphernalia, and over $30,000 of stolen property in a raid on Michael Difalco’s Florida home this March. What they didn’t find was a surveillance camera that caught them giving up the search after only 20 minutes in order to play Wii Bowling on the suspect’s entertainment center (video below). The sting cost $4,000 but Sheriff Grady Judd denies that any taxpayer dollars

From the same people (Team Ninja) who brought you the jiggly goodness that is breast physics comes the sExaxis ™. As if Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 wasn’t titillating enough, it’s been revealed that players will be able to get hands-on experience… um, points with the game’s three heroines Ayane, Momiji, and Rachel by using PS3′s motion sensitive controller. Or as a Tecmo spokesman delicately put it “You waggle the pad,

When an evil samurai warlord captures the creatures of the forest and transforms them into his mindless warriors, the ninja master sends his best ninja to stop him. But when they all mysteriously disappear he sends you. You play as the pint-sized hero aptly named Hiro. And although you start off relatively weak, you quickly learn a special jutsu known as Kuji that allows you to possess animals, control nature,

Congrats NES you may be nearly 1/4 century old with a mere 8-bits worth of graphics and sure you had to blow the dust out sometimes to get it to work but you’re still the #1 videogame console of all time, at least according to IGN. Now don’t get me wrong, NES was my 1st love but #1? It’s like National Geographic doing a list of the top 25 homonids.

Get ready to relive your childhood as you & Blob return to Blobolonia to dethrone the Evil Emperor (what with him being evil ‘n all). Blob is now capable of 15 different transformations to help aid you in your adventure. There’s even a button just for hugs! Not sure if it serves any actual purpose, other than being adorable of course. But there’s no need to wait until the Oct

The Joker has cooked up his craziest scheme yet: let Batman catch him! Once inside Arkham Asylum, it’s only a matter of time until the inmates are running the show. However as Batman tries to restore order, he learns there may be method to the Joker’s madness. This is no movie adaptation. Leave the subtitles off, you won’t need ‘em. Batman’s sore throat is all healed up thanks to Kevin

The game picks up where the movies left off, with the Ghostbusters as popular as ever and by extension Mayor Lenny. And the Mayor wants to keep it that way so when a huge psychic burst reanimates some old foes, he tries to keep the collateral damage to a minimum by teaming the Ghostbusters up with another old foe: Walter Peck! In fact the whole gang is back: Venkman, Ray,

Mymmoshop.com, a website that sells video game money for the real stuff, is “reportedly” paying Russian porn star Anna Morgan $500,000 (real money hopefully) to tattoo their company logo & URL on her DD breasts (talk about paying for exposure). According to spokesman Hunter Crowell, “A female porn star can easily appear in 50-100 films per year so this gives mymmoshop.com a lot of exposure for years to come.” But

Illusion takes mail order brides to a new level with Hako, a hentai game where palm-sized girls are literally shipped to you in boxes. It’s like a pornographic version of Pokemon: “gotta snatch ‘em all!” But unlike Pokemon the girls don’t come out of their boxes, you go in. Once you gain a girl’s affection by interacting with her (i.e., poking & prodding) you shrink down and consummate the relationship.

If you’ve ever watch any school-related anime, then you’re undoubtedly familiar with skirt-flipping (the after-school activity where you flip a girl’s skirt to get a peek at her panties). Well now you too can unleash your inner perv with Mekuri Master AKA Skirt-Flip King. This free flash game by Nigoro.jp challenges players to perfect their skills while being careful not to get caught. Unfortunately that means no stopping to admire

Don’t worry the ban is just for video games, after all those schoolgirls ain’t gonna rape themselves. Ethics Organization of Computer Software, to which 90% of adult-games belong, says it wants to control content that “deviates extremely from social norms.” The ban, which is self-imposed, is in response to a virtual witch-hunt by equalitynow.org over a game called Rapelay. I’m dumbfounded as to why they chose to single out Rapelay

Plants vs. Zombies is billed as a game with “something for everyone” and it lives up to that promise. Initially I thought it was going to be a tactical role-playing game similar to Final Fantasy Tactics, but PopCap games has beautifully simplified that formula. For the bulk of the game you play as plants with the goal of keeping the zombies out of your owner’s house, although there is the

The site’s been sorely lacking in updates ever since I started playing Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 2. 170 hours later and I’m still not done! In an age when most games can be completed in under 20 hours with little replay value, Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 2 is either a refreshing change of pace or an obsessive compulsive’s worst nightmare. It’s a B-I-G upgrade from the first game with more of everything:

Parents are crying foul over an iPhone app called Baby Shaker. The aptly named game challenges (ab)users to “See how long you can endure his or her adorable cries before you just have to find a way to quiet the baby down!” And the only way to silence these little angels (god willing) is to vigorously shake them until adorable red Xs cover their eyes… ‘awww who’s a dead baby,

Despite being announced on April Fools’ this game’s no joke. Plants vs. Zombies is just what it sounds like. Why did no one think of this sooner? Two brainless creatures that rise from dirt – they were bound to have a showdown! As if this game wasn’t already gonna be a cult classic, there’s an insanely catchy music video (English & Japanese version below). No specifics have been released yet