Illusion takes mail order brides to a new level with Hako, a hentai game where palm-sized girls are literally shipped to you in boxes. It’s like a pornographic version of Pokemon: “gotta snatch ‘em all!” But unlike Pokemon the girls don’t come out of their boxes, you go in. Once you gain a girl’s affection by interacting with her (i.e., poking & prodding) you shrink down and consummate the relationship.

If you’ve ever watch any school-related anime, then you’re undoubtedly familiar with skirt-flipping (the after-school activity where you flip a girl’s skirt to get a peek at her panties). Well now you too can unleash your inner perv with Mekuri Master AKA Skirt-Flip King. This free flash game by Nigoro.jp challenges players to perfect their skills while being careful not to get caught. Unfortunately that means no stopping to admire

Don’t worry the ban is just for video games, after all those schoolgirls ain’t gonna rape themselves. Ethics Organization of Computer Software, to which 90% of adult-games belong, says it wants to control content that “deviates extremely from social norms.” The ban, which is self-imposed, is in response to a virtual witch-hunt by equalitynow.org over a game called Rapelay. I’m dumbfounded as to why they chose to single out Rapelay

Plants vs. Zombies is billed as a game with “something for everyone” and it lives up to that promise. Initially I thought it was going to be a tactical role-playing game similar to Final Fantasy Tactics, but PopCap games has beautifully simplified that formula. For the bulk of the game you play as plants with the goal of keeping the zombies out of your owner’s house, although there is the

The site’s been sorely lacking in updates ever since I started playing Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 2. 170 hours later and I’m still not done! In an age when most games can be completed in under 20 hours with little replay value, Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 2 is either a refreshing change of pace or an obsessive compulsive’s worst nightmare. It’s a B-I-G upgrade from the first game with more of everything:

Parents are crying foul over an iPhone app called Baby Shaker. The aptly named game challenges (ab)users to “See how long you can endure his or her adorable cries before you just have to find a way to quiet the baby down!” And the only way to silence these little angels (god willing) is to vigorously shake them until adorable red Xs cover their eyes… ‘awww who’s a dead baby,

Despite being announced on April Fools’ this game’s no joke. Plants vs. Zombies is just what it sounds like. Why did no one think of this sooner? Two brainless creatures that rise from dirt – they were bound to have a showdown! As if this game wasn’t already gonna be a cult classic, there’s an insanely catchy music video (English & Japanese version below). No specifics have been released yet

An Xbox Live subscriber named Teresa was recently banned for identifying herself as a lesbian in her profile. XBL team member Stephen Toulouse claims she was only temporarily suspended for violating the Terms of Use: “In regards to sexual orientation, for gamertags or profiles we do not allow expression of any type of orientation.” In other words, she can come back when she’s not gay. The Gay and Lesbian Alliance

The kitsch video game series Oneechanbara (about a Japanese cowgirl that kills zombies) has finally made it to one of the next-gen systems! (and no the Wii does not count) This time around our bikini-clad heroine teams up with her little sis Saki, whose default outfit is not a bikini. (is it really a bikini samurai squad if only one of ‘em is wearing a bikini?) Fortunately, that’s easily fixed

For just 50 bucks you can poke some Asian box (legally). Tuttuki Bako, or poking box, is the newest curiosity out of Japan. Similar to Cube World, Poking Box features spunky stick figures but it’s much more hands on. Players can stick their finger, or any other appendage (wink wink), inside the game and interact with the characters via a pixelated representation (clean video left / dirty video right)

Have you been a bad boy this year? Well why stop now. Adult Swim’s got a brand “spanking” new game called Dungeons and Dungeons. You play as the King & Queen of kink: Sadie & Max (get it?). Together you must battle your way passed slutty blow up dolls, slutty robots, and of course slutty sluts using your trusty whip and an assortment of other toys. Dungeons and Dungeons is your

When I first heard SEGA was bringing back this arcade classic, I thought these guys are God. But after actually playing it, I realize they’re the Death Adder incarnate. Golden Axe: Beast Rider is riddled with problems. First off, it doesn’t offer anything new. The story, half of which is force fed to you through “READING” notes randomly place throughout the game, is extremely shallow. You play as Tyris Flare,

Did you know: There’s never been a better time to be a geek. At least when it comes to TV, movies, games, anime, & comics (basically everything that matters to geeks). Don’t believe me? Just take a look at the TV guide or imdb… WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOING!? No need to leave L7 World (like ever), like a true geek I’ve done your homework for you, and here’s what

It’s one of the year’s most anticipated games. And after constant delays Spore’s finally out! So does it live up to all the hype? Let’s put it this way: Get ready to save 50 bucks. Spore lets you to play God with people lives (and who doesn’t like that), but not in the smite the heathens & flood the world kind of way (read: the good way). You’re more like

Women have long suffered from penis envy, and who can blame them? From biological necessities like reproduction & evacuation to more recreational activities like playing fireman & writing your name in the snow, the penis truly is a wonder appendage. But now with the invention of urinal video games, women are sure to be down in the dumps. First there was the Piss-Screen, a pressure-sensitive urinal driving game designed to