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Mall Santa Told to Keep His Hands Off Kids

Brits are seeing pedophiles everywhere since learning their beloved media personality Jimmy Savile was molesting children for years. Harrods, one of London's most popular department stores, isn't taking any chances. Santa is under strict orders to keep his hands visible at all times, according to an unnamed source. He'll be monitored via CCTV and be escorted by an elf at all times. “It is ... [Read More]

Chocolate that Won’t Melt in Your Hand or Mouth

Cadbury UK has filed a patent for what it calls "Temperature Tolerant Chocolate (TTC)." The normal melting temperature for chocolate is 93 degrees Fahrenheit but TTC can easily withstand temperatures of up to 104 degrees Fahrenheit. It was accomplished not with chemical additives but by refining the "conching process," which evenly distributes the fat that makes chocolate taste so good but ... [Read More]

Kate Middleton Topless Photos

The British royal family can't seem to keep their clothes on. First, Prince Harry was caught in his birthday suit at a sex party in Las Vegas. Then Prince Philip went commando while wearing a kilt at the 2012 Highland Games in Scotland. Now the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, has been photographed suntanning topless at a private chateau. The grainy photos published were in the ... [Read More]