// POLL ARCHIVE

What’s the best use for the Koran?

  • Toilet paper (28%, 7 Votes)
  • Guide for killing infidels (24%, 6 Votes)
  • Beating your wife with it (20%, 5 Votes)
  • Target practice (16%, 4 Votes)
  • Kindling (12%, 3 Votes)

Total Voters: 25

Start Date: May 21, 2008 @ 7:08 pm
End Date: No Expiry

Hi my name’s Kristen and my vagina’s having a going out of business sale. Just name your price:

  • I got a “poll” for you (38%, 256 Votes)
  • $1 Bob (23%, 154 Votes)
  • Going rate ($1,000/hour) (22%, 147 Votes)
  • Do you take food stamps? (15%, 103 Votes)
  • No thanks I’m a girl (and repress my bisexuality) (3%, 18 Votes)

Total Voters: 678

Start Date: March 13, 2008 @ 2:04 am
End Date: May 22, 2008 @ 2:26 am

Hi my name’s Muhammad aka Martyr Bear, and this site is run by infidels.

  • Muhammad (41%, 26 Votes)
  • Allah (33%, 21 Votes)
  • Osama (25%, 16 Votes)

Total Voters: 63

Start Date: December 1, 2007 @ 4:03 pm
End Date: March 6, 2008 @ 7:51 am