Not since Doggy Steps has an infomercial so persuasively pushed a product that we never knew we needed. Introducing the: Back-Up. Frankly pardner, a bed-mounted shotgun rack just makes good sense, as the company’s website explains: it intimidates intruders (assuming they’re already in the room while you’re dead asleep), it’s way better than a handgun ’cause shotguns have a spray pattern (nothing will escape your slumbering rampage), and of unlike a handgun, a shotgun “will not penetrate completely through many types of walls” (sounds awfully safe to me). But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself!