Not since Doggy Steps has an infomercial so persuasively pushed a product that we never knew we needed. Introducing the: Back-Up. Frankly pardner, a bed-mounted shotgun rack just makes good sense, as the company’s website explains: it intimidates intruders (assuming they’re already in the room while you’re dead asleep), it’s way better than a handgun ’cause shotguns have a spray pattern (nothing will escape your slumbering rampage), and of unlike a handgun, a shotgun “will not penetrate completely through many types of walls” (sounds awfully safe to me). But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself!
“Because every american loves to have access to their gun even if they accidentally roll on it when they are sleeping and then the shotgun misfires on them and the company that makes the gun holders get sued. That does not stop the average american from wanting one of these bad boys, Oh No! They always want access to one to protect themselves.”
From what I ask you..
Welcome to the site one eye and thanks for letting me know about that error. It should be fixed now.
Hey, you should check your “Email this post” function. I’m seeing a php mailer error…
OMG…hilarious!….and scary!