Cotton Hill, perhaps the funniest character on the the animated series King of the Hill, passed away on Veteran's Day (video right). This WWII vet may have been 5 foot nothing but he was a bigger man than any of us will ever be. He killed entire armies singlehandedly, built bunkers out of dung, blood and sweat, & scored a ... [Read More]

You like me. You really like me! That's the only possible explanation for zero entries for the movie quote contest; making me the default winner. And while I appreciate everyone intentionally not playing to make me the winner, you really shouldn't have. I can afford it. We've still got a lonely little Halloween card with your ... [Read More]

Remember when Superman stood for truth, justice, and all that stuff. Well apparently he doesn't. Ever since he turned a blind eye to lobotomizing of super villains (see: Identity Crisis) it's been a downward spiral for the big guy even Superboy and Superman's double saw it, granted they responded a little excessively (i.e., ... [Read More]

PASTE MAGAZINE is a monthly music mag that covers adult-album-alternative (Triple A), Americana and indie rock, each issue includes a full-length sampler CD (20 tracks). And it's yours, all 11 issues for a buck. Technically, the offer is name your own price but you can go as low as one dollar. However, if you can afford to be ... [Read More]

Not since bastardization of Godzilla has Hollywood so thoroughly pissed off fans! No longer is G.I. JOE A REAL AMERICAN HERO, they're a European-based military unit known as Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity (G.I.J.O.E.). Paramount Pictures is updating (selling out) G.I. JOE for the new live action movie because of fears ... [Read More]

It all started with this bizarre Red Bull commercial I kept seeing which appears to promote bestiality. Turns out I was missing the first half of the commercial in which the bird craps on the man and this is turnabout. It seems the shit has hit the proverbial fan 'cause commercial defecation is every where! All-Bran is yet ... [Read More]