"If the federal government is truly serious about doing something with the AIDS virus, we need to take steps that would isolate the carriers of this plague," said Mike Huckabee during his 1992 run for the Senate. At the time he also said, "I feel homosexuality is an aberrant, unnatural, and sinful lifestyle, and we now know it ... [Read More]

Political correctness is once again at loggerheads with tradition. The Surgeon General is placing the blame for America's rising obesity epidemic squarely on the ample shoulders of jolly old Saint Nick, saying that because Santa is a role model for kids he should slim down. First of Santa, Santa is NOT A ROLE MODEL!  A role ... [Read More]

The first Speed Racer movie trailer is finally out (video below) and it can best be described as Hot Wheels Meets Spy Kids. The plot seems to be up to snuff: after discovering the races are fixed, Speed refuses to play along but will it cost him his life & who is the mysterious Racer X? If only they stuck with a style ... [Read More]

MTV stopped played music video long ago. It was split into MTV 1, MTV 2 and MTV Tres. And they're all inundated with really bad reality shows so where can you find your music videos? Commercials. It's a win-win. You discover a new song and the advertiser gets to sear their product into your brain with a catchy chorus ... [Read More]

The New York Archdiocese is reaching out to children but this time it's all legal. They're publishing a series of comics and coloring books that teach kids to be careful of devious looking white men - especially priests! On one page an angel tells a child, sharing a room with a priest, to leave the door open. The coloring ... [Read More]

This week Japanese researchers, who've obviously never seen The Planet of the Apes, announced they've created super intelligent chimpanzees. How'd they do it? They taught them to count. Turns out that chimpanzees have a near photographic memory and consistently beat their human counter parts in both speed & accuracy at a ... [Read More]

There's little ambiguity to the imagery in Superman / Batman #42. Batman gives an inner-monologue about how he has repressed his sexual urges to fight crime. He succumbs to the supernatural charms of Orion's wife, Bekka. As they embrace each other, he feels a vibration coming from Highfather's staff opening a portal. (Is it ... [Read More]