Tsk Tsk. You’ve all been very naughty as none of you even ventured a guess in the Who Kidnapped Santa Contest (except for Alex Gogan). Now Santa’s dead! And you don’t even wanna hear how he was murdered, let’s just say it was a closed casket.

The Kidnapper was none other than Dog the Bounty Hunter hired by Jesus to take back Christmas. Unfortunately, since there was no winner there will be no donation to charity either. Oh well that’s the way the Xmas cookie crumbles. Merry fucking Christmas!

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