January 2008 - Page 4 of 5 - L7 World - Page 4

SCIENTISTS CREATE THE WORLD’S FIRST ZOMBIE

Researchers at the University of Minnesota's Center of Cardiovascular Repair have reanimated the heart of a dead rat using a process known as decellularisation. Literally washing away the dead cells with powerful detergents thus leaving only its empty shell. They then injected it with the heart cells of newborn rats and ... [Read More]

TERMINATOR 2.5: RISE OF THE SPINOFFS

When the Terminator said "I'll be back" I bet you never thought it'd be as a little girl. The Fox Network series Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles stars Summer Glau as Cameron a female Terminator sent back to service... I mean serve John Conner and ensure he survives to lead the resistance in the inevitable rise of the ... [Read More]

Zombie Wars review

Zombie Wars is the perfect movie for a drinking game that is. Just have a sip every time someone does or says something cliche and you'll be wasted before your first bathroom break. It takes place in a post apocalyptic future where humanity has been overrun by zombies and the few remaining survivors have, for reasons not ... [Read More]

THE AMAZING MARY JANE!?

See what happens when you feed the Retcon Monster! After taking Mephisto up on his offer to save Aunt May at the cost of their marriage (see: MAYDAY! MAYDAY! SPIDER-MAN’S MARRIAGE ANNULLED), Mary Jane has been reborn as the fashionably challenged crime fighter Jackpot (Amazing Spider-Man #546). Apparently divorce gives you ... [Read More]

MAYDAY! MAYDAY! SPIDER-MAN’S MARRIAGE ANNULLED

When it comes to comic book couples there's only one that amounts to a hill of beans and it ain't Clark Kent & Lois Lane (unless I do a story on them in the future). Spider-Man loves Mary Jane so much that in one story set in an alternate future he literally fucked her to death with his radioactive sperm (seriously read the ... [Read More]

REAL LIFE WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S

Everyone deals with death in their own way, but what happens when your it's your roommate who dies and he's behind on the rent? Well if you've seen the cult classic Weekend at Bernie's, you prop him up in an office chair and wheel him down to the local Pay-O-Matic. At least that's what David Dalaia and James O'Hare did ... [Read More]

CLINTON CRUSHED

The first votes are in and Hillary got shut out. Somebody pass Shrill... I mean Hill a tissue. The small town of Dixville Notch, New Hampshire and its 17 registered voters cast their votes at the stroke of midnight and not a single one was for Hillary Clinton. It just goes to show you, no one wants a crybaby for President. ... [Read More]