More than two apparently. On Dec. 22 cleaning ladies, Beata Bartoszewicz & Roma Barowski, got stuck an elevator where they remained until an employee found them two days later. According to the Associate Press and I quote "(they) survived on two cough drops and six aspirin until they were rescued." I never realized 1 ... [Read More]

Fat-bottomed girls are more intelligent than those with skinny genes according to new research out of the Universities of California & Pittsburgh. The researchers theorize the increased brain power is a result of the Omega-3 fatty acids stored in the hips and thighs. But don't start gargling the Ben & Jerry's yet ... [Read More]

The best thing about Stargate: The Ark of Truth is a direct-to-DVD movie that cost only $7 million as compared to the original movie which cost $55 million and boy does it show. It's not bad per se but considering this is supposed to be the grand finale to 2 seasons of battling the ascended aliens known as the Ori and ... [Read More]

Have you ever seen a season cliffhanger so intriguing that you could just die. You have if you read Green Lantern #25 the finale to the Sinestro Corps miniseries. This sneak peak was a godsend for the petering Sinestro saga, in which we learned the Green Lanterns are part of an intergalactic rainbow coalition that includes the ... [Read More]

  Mike Huckabee's up to his old tricks again. First, he feigned ignorance regarding Mitt Romney's Moron religion in order to pose a loaded question, asking if Jesus was the Devil's brother. Now Huckabee's kicked off the new year by promising to fight fair. And just to be crystal clear on what's not fighting fair he ... [Read More]

If you follow this site you'll know there's a lot of crap related news out there. I recently stumbled upon yet another not-so golden nugget. Panera Bread bakery celebrated Breast Cancer Awareness Month by creating ribbon shaped bagels. Well needless to say, the last thing these bagels remind you of is a ribbon (especially when ... [Read More]