Armadillo Man
“My bogart sense is tingling!”

Whatever doesn’t kill Armadillo Man (aka Freak) makes him stronger. :coughs: Doomsday :coughs:

Presently he’s bulletproof & fireproof, but he’s still no match for yummy goodness of meth.

I was tempted to work my Photoshop magic here and have Spider-Man say something reminiscent of those old Hostess ads like “Oh no, he’s stealing all the crystal goodness!”

But frankly it’s already hilarious. First of all, Spider-Man is way too shocked by drug use. I mean he looks like he just found out there’s no Santa. More importantly, there’s a dead drug dealer of the floor! Priorities Spidey. As if this issue (ASM #554) wasn’t shocking enough they even threw in some man on Spider-Man action (with Photoshop).

Spider-Man gay (mouth to mouth resuscitation)

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