March 6th 2008. A day that will live in infamy. During the Care Bears’ weekly caring seminar, the aptly named Martyr Bear blew himself up killing all but Good Luck Bear (naturally).
Police say Martyr Bear, born Muhammad Al Derka, swallowed a pawful of ball bearings, entered the seminar, and initiated a Care Bear stare. Respecting the wishes of the of family (Care Bear Cousins) L7 World has decided not to post pictures of the aftermath. Needless to say, stuffing was everywhere.