Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs

You’d think the appearance of a huge dimensional rift in space would command your full attention, unfortunately the Planet Express crew’s a little preoccupied, what with Amy & Kiff getting married,  Bender joining the League of Robots, and Fry going where every man’s gone before (i.e. Colleen his new polygamist girlfriend).

But just like the previous Futurama movie, Bender’s Big Score, all these subplots come together brilliantly. Fry finds it difficult to share his love and ends up throwing himself through the rift where he meets Yivo, a planet-sized tentacle monster that wants your body… sexually. This unstoppable sex-machine returns to Earth and uses his tentacles to penetrate that most sensitive of spots – the cervical vertebrae. And thus with a tentacle sticking out of the back of every man & woman Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs” target=”_blank”>The Beast with a Billion Backs is born!

And like in any respectable hentai, once penetration has occurred they love it. Everyone except Leela, of course, who uses her patented style of karate & sass to make the galactic rapist see the error of his ways. Still Yivo remains undeterred, and unlike your typical tentacle monster proceeds to woo the world. Talk about a “happy-ending”

But can anyone really be happy without Bender. In a word: Hell no meatbags! So it’s up to Bender to kill all the humans or save ’em, whichever. It’s sorta like one of those old Twilight Zone episodes where you keep waiting to find out the alien’s secret evil plan, only to find out we’re the bad guys or at least our robots are. Definitely worth watching.

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