taco bell rapAlleged musician 50 Cent wants Taco Bell hanged, drawn, and quartered for “diluting the value of his good name” with their new Why Pay Mo’ campaign. The ads suggest that 50 Cent change his name to 79, 89, or 99 Cent to promote the value menu.

Taco Bell even offered to donate 10Gs to the rapper’s favorite charity as an incentive. But instead 50 Cent is gonna nickel-and-dime them in court, asking for $4 million in damages. Let us hope this hard-shelled gangstar can lighten up so we can wrap up this cheesiness.