raining mccainIs God a republican? The evangelical group Focus on the Family seems to think so.

They’ve put out a video (below) that asks its members to pray for rain during Barack Obama’s coronation… I mean, nomination at the Democratic Convention in Denver. And not just rain, but “umbrella ain’t gonna help you rain, swamp the intersection rain, network cameras can’t see the podium rain, attendees can’t walk back to the indoor arena without wish for hip waders’ rain, God doesn’t care about black people kinda rain”

Ok, I made the last one up. But you get the idea, they really wanna rain on Obama’s parade. Just one problem – Rainbows!!! Can you imagine the reaction if a rainbow formed over Obama? In the prophetic words of Hillary Clinton, “The skies will open, the light will come down, celestial choirs will be singing and everyone will know we should do the right thing and the world will be perfect.”

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