Ashley Madison Agency affair

“Life is short. Have an affair,” so says the Ashley Madison Agency, an internet dating service that caters to married people.

They guarantee total satisfaction, but the $249 sign-up fee means more buck for bang than more traditional avenues (i.e. craigslist).

And while other businesses cut back on advertising, the self-described “world’s #1 married dating service specifically for attached men and women who are looking to have an extra-marital affair” is attracting unlikely (read: desperate) bedfellows like ESPN, a subsidiary of Disney. Public Relations rep Binu Koshi explains, “Networks are calling us now. That has never happened five, six months ago.”

Talk about propping up the economy.