Stamina pillow

They say sex sells. Apparently so does fugly. Durex saw a 28% rise in condom sales during their stamina pillow promotion. The pillowcases feature “models” guaranteed to make you last longer – by killing your erection forever!

And on the off-chance you can overcome this, it won’t be long until you’re cruising the old folks’ home. Fortunately, those GILFs don’t have much stamina either (wink wink).

– Women should just take a speedy finish as the compliment it is.