Two Colorado 7-Elevens were robbed this week by a man wielding a bat’leth (the preferred weapon of a Klingon warrior).
It’s unknown just how much latinum was stolen, but whatever the amount it won’t be enough to undo the dishonor this patQ has brought to his house.
Although the suspect cloaked his appearance with a mask and hoodie, logic dictates that he is an uber nerd and looked something like this recreation pictured left.
