study ballJust when you thought your dorm room couldn’t feel any more like a prison cell, along comes the Study Ball.

The prison-style ball and chain weighs 21 lbs. and keeps you from wandering off and doing frivolous things like having a social life. And there’s no time off for good behavior, “the manacle won’t come off until the schedule study time is up” (programmable up to 4 hours). It’s the perfect (mom) gift for students having a “hard time” concentrating on their schoolwork.

You can get Study Ball @ for just… $118.78 !!? (definitely not on a student’s budget)