It can be difficult knowing you’ll never see your dearly departed again, but Cremation Solutions (cremationsolutions.com) promises you’ll “Never forget a face” with a Personal Urn (not even when you close eyes).
All they need is a high quality photo to bring the deceased back to life or at least their head. The photorealistic color bust doubles as a urn, just tastefully crack their skull open and dump those ashes in.
Wigs are available but seeing as you’ve pretty much desecrated their memory anyway, why not head over to the store and pick yourself up some Chia Pet plant seed and complete the ensemble.
If a bald decapitated loved one sitting on the mantel isn’t creepy enough for you or you just can’t afford the $2,600, there’s also a shrunken head version for $600.