We may never see a full moon again. NASA plans to crash a rocket into the Moon's south pole. The rocket will hit the force of 2 metric tons of TNT and launch an estimated 350 tons of debris into space, some of which NASA hopes is water. At a transportation cost of $10,000 per pound, water is a precious commodity in space. ... [Read More]

It's not another Ebonics faux pas courtesy of Fox News. Barack Obama really does have a baby mama - Bomb Queen! In a new 4-part  miniseries titled Oh-Bomb-Ah!, President Obama vows to close the supervillain-run New Port City. Unlike the previous president, the saintly Obama can't be blackmailed into looking the other way or ... [Read More]

After abruptly ending 5 years ago, Inuyasha: The Final Act picks up right where it left off with one major difference it's being simulcast on Hulu! If you've never seen it or just need a little refresher, Inuyasha is a half human, half demon from Feudal Japan that teams up with a time traveling high school student named ... [Read More]

It seems even dream houses get foreclosed on. Mattel's newest doll lives in her car. Gwen Thompson is a limited edition doll from the popular American Girl collection, which come with in-depth biographical storybooks. Gwen's book explains how she and her mom were evicted after her dad walked out on them. Not surprisingly the ... [Read More]

If you're not a teenager or a Megan Fox fanatic then this might not be the movie for you. It begins with the overused convention of starting at the end of the story. Jennifer's BFF Needy is locked up in a psychiatric hospital narrating how she got there and how her friend is not like other girls. You see, Jennifer has a body to ... [Read More]

On Monday Facebook banned all polls by developer Jesse Farmer, after an anonymous user created a controversial and some say illegal poll asking "should obama be killed?" Unfortunately the only thing getting killed here is freedom of speech, which as I always like to point out: doesn't only cover popular speech. Of course ... [Read More]

"Can you hear me now?" There have been no updates for a while on account of the internets being officially down! (yay verizon) Fortunately I used the time wisely and completed the next chapter in my Watchmen parody, Smurfmen. Despite what I said previously, this won't be the last chapter, the next one will be the last one ... [Read More]