When it comes to love, Chloe Sullivan just can't catch a break from Smallville writers. First there was her unrequited love for Clark. Then Jimmy broke up with her over her relationship with Davis, who she was only with to save Clark. When she finally gets back with Jimmy, they kill him. But just when you thought Chloe couldn't ... [Read More]

Aqua Teen Hunger Force season 7 picks up right where season 6 left off.  Frylock, Master Shake, and Meatwad say goodbye forever and move... all the way to the other side of Carl's house. It may have been predictable (link), but that didn't make it any less funny. Plus we got cameos of objects & characters not seen in ... [Read More]

If you live in Australia, prepare to be suffocated by big fake boobs. The Australian Classification Board is banning small breasts because they encourage pedophilia. "We are starting to see depictions of women in their late 20s being banned because they have an A cup size," warns Fiona Patten, Convenor for the Australian ... [Read More]

After a year in office, President Obama is finally making good on his promise to repeal "Don't ask, don't tell," which has discharged more than 13,000 soldiers since it was passed in 1993. Defense Secretary Robert Gates says "The question before us is not whether the military prepares to make this change, but how we best ... [Read More]

The Sentry may have more than just "godlike" powers. Dark Avengers #13 reveals the secret origin of the Sentry and MOSES! In a flashback (circa 1600 BCE) we discover that the same dark entity which possesses Robert Reynolds possessed Moses. In fact, it was this "Void" that was responsible for the biblical plague that killed ... [Read More]

The Illuminati, a superhero cabal consisting of Iron Man, Mr. Fantastic, Doctor Strange, and Black Bolt, decide the Hulk is too dangerous and shoot him into space to live the rest of his life on an uninhabited planet. But the Hulk struggles and knocks the rocket off course, sending him through a wormhole to the planet ... [Read More]