“It’s not just a shoehorn. It’s a shoehorn on a stick,” yells pitchman Gilbert Gottfried in the infomercial to end all infomercials.
Although if you can’t bend over to use a shoehorn, which is superfluous enough by itself, how’d you put on your socks? The SockDini?
But never mind the impracticality of it. Call right now and you’ll get a 2nd shoehorn on a stick for free! (in case your lazy unbendable butt drops the first one)