“The Great Sperm Race” (link) is a new flash game in which players assume the role of a sperm and must navigate their way through the acid filled hellhole known as the “Vagina” while steering clear of Leukocytes, white blood cells, which eat sperm. Fortunately, unbeknownst to your 8th grade Health Teacher, the Cervix is filled with power pellets that make you invulnerable to these cock gobblers.
The game is part of National Geographic’s initiative to turn every man gay! But just in case that doesn’t work, they’re super-sizing it with a special titled “Sizing up Sperm” which uses real people to represent 250 million sperm on their marathon quest to be first to reach a single egg. Watch as these poor (wannabe) bastards embark on a journey that makes the Bataan Death March look like a walk in the park. Sizing up Sperm premieres Sunday March 14th @ 9PM (preview below).