Hallmark has pulled a graduation card from stores after cries of racism by the NAACP.
The space-themed card includes an audio message that exclaims, “This graduate’s going to run the world, run the universe, and run everything after that… whatever that is, maybe black holes… you’re so ominous.” But that’s not what the NAACP heard. “You hear the ‘r’ in there. ‘Whores,’ not, ‘holes.’ The ‘r’ is in there,” said Minnie Hatley of the Los Angeles NAACP.
In related news, Stephen Hawking also had his voice box removed after claiming ‘black whores are so dense that they suck everything, making secretion dicks. And when the event gets horizontal, not even whites can escape.’