45. Sprint Nextel commercial: Do not conduct a Benny Hill chase when your couch catches on fire.

44. Hardee’s commercial: Do not attempt to shove your hand in your mouth (no matter how hot it is).

43. Hardee’s commercial: Do not attempt to shove a hand sized amount of straws in your mouth either.

42. Just For Men commercial: If a girl asks if she can borrow some milk do not attempt sneak out to the store by jumping out your window onto a truck, she’ll be gone by the time you get back.

41. Just For Men commercial: Do not attempt to use a zip line with your tie.

40. Hyundai Sonata commercial: Do not attempt to make a redneck bungee (or anything else with the word redneck in it).

39. Denny’s commercial: Do not turn yourself into a human slingshot (these are after all, “professional idiots”).

38. Suzuki Grand Vitara commercial: Do not attempt base jump from your house.

37. Nissan Maxima commercial: Do not attempt to drive onto an airplane while it’s taking off.

36. Lexis commercial: Do not drop a car from a helicopter then attempt to outrace it to the drop zone.

35. Degree commercial: Do not jump from an airplane with a shopping cart and ride it down the street.

34. Degree commercial: Do not jump out a window into your clothes (what if they don’t fit?)

33. Burger King commercial: Do not run in traffic.

32. Burger King commercial: Do not jump from a moving car to save time.

31. Burger King commercial: Do not play bumper cars in the drive-thru.

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