30. Volkswagen Passat commercial: “road rage is uncool” unless on a closed course.

29. Toyota Tundra commercial: Do not attempt to tow 10,000 lbs. up a flaming spire.

28. Ford F-150 commercial: Do not attempt to spin your truck in a giant centrifuge (no matter how tough it’s built).

27. GM Chevrolet C/K commercial: Do not attempt to tow mountains.

26. Mercedes Benz GL-Class commercial: In case you couldn’t tell, that SUV driving through brick walls without a scratch is a “Fictionalization.”

25. GMC Sierra commercial: That truck diving up the side of a skyscraper is also a “Fictionalization.”

24. Bridgestone commercial: Do not attempt to transport killer whales in your truck.

23. Degree commercial: Do not attempt any of this…

22. Dodge Challenger commercial: Do not attempt to drive in slow motion.

21. Nissan Cube commercial: Do not attempt to save gas by turning the planet while your car remains motionless.

20. Hummer commercial: Do not attempt to drive into the ocean.

19. Midas commercial: Do not attempt to jump a bridge… in a Yugo!

18. Dodge Nitro commercial: Do not attempt to launch your car straight up into the air.

17. Snapple Antioxidant Water commercial: Do not jump of a building (even if the sidewalk is bubblewrapped)

16. K&G Fashion Superstore commercial: Do not attempt to catch an arrow (non-disclaimer version).

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