In the South Park season finale “Creme Fraiche” Sharon tries out the newest model of the Shake Weight. If you thought the original was perverted you ain’t seen nothing yet.

The voice assist model shouts motivational words like harder and faster. When your workout is finished it releases a cool down spray. After which, it dispenses cab fare and goes into sleep mode. It turns out the Shake Weight is just a clever scheme to get wives to give their husbands an “old fashioned.”