The Big Mouth Toys Toilet Mug is the ultimate gag gift, emphasis on gag.

This toilet-shaped mug holds up to 12oz of your favorite beverage but it works best with dark colored liquids, even better, overflowing with chocolate fudge ice cream.

Your friends and family will be flushed with embarrassment.

The Big Mouth Toys The Handful Boobie Creamer is the perfect companion for your toilet mug. That’s because it kind of resembles a butt (albeit with one massive hemorrhoid). It probably sounds like one too as anyone who’s ever squeezed a bottle of anything can attest to.

Regardless, you’re sure to look like an ass but in the end, it’s all in good fun.

There’s also a kid version called Toilet Candy!