Let’s face it: no one knows a woman’s body like Republicans. They know things even doctors don’t know like a woman’s body can shut down pregnancy if it’s a legitimate rape so who better to design feminine hygiene products. Introducing the g.o.b. tampons “designed with all the knowledge of a woman’s anatomy that only comes from being a sixty-plus-year-old conservative man,” explains Saturday Night Live‘s Vanessa Bayer.
