South Park‘s Eric Cartman teams up with the Chinese to steal the election in “Obama Wins!” Of course, his reasons are entirely self-serving. Cartman steals ballots in order to blackmail his way into the next Star Wars movie. However, it turns out that China wants to protect the movie franchise so he decides to back Mitt Romney instead.
Morgan Freeman shows up to explain the convoluted plot, which is is how he he earns his freckles. Freeman submits, “We have to ask ourselves, what’s more important: that the right man is elected president or that Star Wars is with people who will protect is most?” Obviously, they burn the ballots.

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