Kia Optima Commercial: The Sandman gives an overdose to a a sleeping man, who dreams of driving on a racetrack filled with hot women then drives throw the wall into his wife’s dream. “Do not attempt.” (not even in your dreams?)
Kia Optima Commercial: “Do not attempt” to get a fire going with lighter fluid while your friend is 2 inches away.
Kia Optima Commercial: Blake Griffin travels back in time to 1995, 1997 and 1999. “Dramatization.” (Just in case you really thought Kia was a time machine).
Fiat 500 Commercial: Immigrants “Fictionalized. Do not Attempt” to drive you car into the ocean.
Fiat 500 Commercial: House Arrest Charlie Sheen drives his car inside his house. “Professional driver. Do not attempt.”
Fiat 500 Commercial: Jennifer Lopez drives down the street as chase her, even throwing themselves into her car. “Professional stunt persons. Dramatization. Closed Course. Do not attempt.”
Dodge Dart II Commercial: “Do not attempt” to drop your car from the sky or turn your car into a three-wheeler.
Dodge Dart II Commercial: “Do not attempt” to use a flamethrower.
Dodge Dart II Commercial: A giant monster known as a Kaiju attacks the city. “Dramatization. Situation show does not represent actual events.”
Nissan Frontier Commercial: “Fantasy. Trucks can’t snowboard. Do not attempt.”
Mercedes-Benz GLK Commercial: “Do not attempt” to drive through walls.
Mercedes-Benz C-Class Coupe Commercial: “Do not attempt” to drive on a racetrack.
Audi S8 Commercial: Suspect “Do not attempt” to imagine robbing a bank.
Audi S8 Commercial: “Do not attempt” to salomon ski with your car.
Hyundai Veloster Turbo Commercial: Drag race with a cheetah, which attacks the man who opens its cage. “Fictionalization. Professional driver on closed road. Do not attempt.”
Mazda CX-5 Commercial: Car literally falls apart while driving it. “Dramatization. Do not attempt.” (How would you?)
Acura MDX Commercial: Ornamental Dr. Phil gives psychoanalyzes a man while driving. “Closed course. Professional driver. Do not attempt.”
Acura ILX Commercial: Santa drives like a naughty boy. “Closed course. Professional driver. Do not attempt.”
