Canon EOS Rebel T4i Commercial: A man stands on the edge of his roof to take a picture and another rides a skateboard down a hill while a flaming tire rolls alongside him. “Do not attempt.”

GEICO commcerical: The GEICO pig luges down hill. To their credit disclaimer doesn’t appear until he passes a human luger. “Professional stunt on closed course. Do not attempt.”

GEICO commcerical: Bodybuilder doing poses while directing traffic. “Do not attempt.”

Subway Commercial: Show multiple people falling down because they have become so fat from eating at other restaurants. “Professional stunt person.”

Degree Deodorant Commercial: Bear Grylls puts a man holding a fish in a giant hamster wheel with a hungry bear. “Fictionalization.”

Degree Deodorant Commercial: Bear Grylls puts a group of men in meat ponchos and sics wolves on them. “Do not attempt.”

Degree Deodorant Commercial: Bear Grylls locks a group of men in a freezer with wolverines. “Do not attempt.”

Heineken Commercial: A man is mistaken for James Bond (Daniel Craig) a chase ensue (Online version missing “Do not attempt.”)

Kellogg’s Crunchy Nut Commercial: Cereal super hero crashes truck into potted plant. (Online version missing “Do not attempt.”)

Carnival Cruise Commercial: Couple is trapped in their car while a bear and mountain lion. “For dramatization only. Do not attempt.”

Echo Chainsaw Commercial: Man puts up with geting groped by TSA agent but wont put up with a chainsaw that always breaks down, which he demonstrates. “Never operate power equipment indoors.” (Short TV version with disclaimer and longer without)

Echo Chainsaw Commercial: Man puts up with annoying coworkers but wont put up with a chainsaw that always breaks down, which he demonstrates. “Never operate power equipment indoors.”

Echo Weed Wacker Commercial: Man puts up prostate exam but wont put up with a chainsaw that always breaks down, which he demonstrates. “Never operate power equipment indoors.” (Online version missing disclaimer.)

Prilosec Commercial: Larry the Cable Guy in a car derby “Closed course. Do not try at home.”

Sprite Commercial: Phil Davis puts man in submission hold “Do not attempt.”

Dos Equis Commercial: The most interesting man in the world runs toward bulls. “Do not attempt.”

Dos Equis Commercial: The most interesting man kayaks out of an airplane. “Do not attempt.”

Norton Anti-Virus Commercial: Guy gets distracted by new device forgets to protect himself from threats like construction work, oncoming cars and a massive ship that some runs aground in the middle of the city. “Do not attempt.” (How would you?)

Sprint Commercial: Girl walks and drives while texting. She literally swarmed by texts. This is actually more of PSA since the message is explicit but they still have the disclaimer “Do not attempt.”

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