Real-Life Cat Burglar
On New Year’s Eve guards at a Brazilian prison detained a prowler attempting to assist in a jailbreak. The suspect was found with incriminating tools such as drills and saws but no charges will be pressed because of mitigating circumstances: he’s a cat!

The inmates reportedly befriended the cat, which was able to come and go as it pleased. It’s unknown which one put the cat up to it, and this is one jailbird that won’t be singing like a canary. The prison spokesman explained, “It will be hard to discover who is responsible since the cat does not speak.”