The protagonists of Axe Cop and American Psycho have a lot in common. They both own an axe. They both like killing people with said axe. And they both speak a creepy monotone voice.
This week’s opening is a nearly frame by frame recreation of Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale) giving his internal monologue, in which he details his meticulous health regimen while walking around in his tighty whities. Of course, Axe Cop is infinitely better at everything.
Axe Cop airs Saturday 11 p.m./10C on FOX